Secrets of the One Above

Oh bugger it............. Lithium

 

moonbeam begs people shes never met to bugger her

 

Lithium likes to bugger people he just meets, in toilets, in the middle of the day

 

Moonbeam has buggered 90% of men in San Francisco.



or so her internet blog says....

 

Moon beam keeps that ant eater in her bathroom.

Oh and Jaitaiyai does't really mean dreadlocks, its a secret word which means she is the princess of the world and has a special pink frilly dress.

 

Just how cute is it!!!

 

moonbeam's anteater is going to be taken away by the RSPCA because of those videos...

 

though she claims to be ordained, KC is in fact a Devil worshipper and runs around naked covered in virgin blood when there's a full moon.

 

Razy once whipped his head round so fast to look at something it fell off. He then used purple staples and copydex to stick it back on.

 

that is not forbidden for a Dudeist priest.

nyny once stole a candy bar and felt so guilty she couldn't eat it.

 

MamaKCita steals little babbies and uses them in her worship

 

Moonbeam actually works for Interpol. When applying for the job she thought she was auditioning for the band. Turns out, they loved her 10 minute kazoo solo so decided to give her the job anyway. She was bitterly disappointed when she found out what the job entailed. She didnt kazoo for a month.

 

Jai is really a punk with maggot tattooed on her face.

 

Ny is actually a maggot with a punk tattooed on her face. :tongue:

 

Jaitaiyai hasn't realised but she has 420 posts :O

 

finnaz suffers from reefer madness on a regular basis...

so, what IS reefer madness, anway, seeing as how you're so experienced with it.

 

Isn't that a funny propaganda film?

KC wears trousers on her head and teeshirts as skirts.

 

Ny puts wellies on her ears and screams at the terminally ill at weekends.

 

Fin's hair is really spaghetti. Wholewheat, yum.

 

Ny isn't going back to myspace.