Search For Woman Who Scared Two Bears Begins.

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  1. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    The Black Bear Channel just reported that they have to euthanize a woman after Cecilia Blackbear encountered her while out on a stroll through the woods with her two cubs. Mrs Blackbear stated that she got startled as the woman jumped out from behind a tree armed with a cellphone and a selfie-stick, showed her her fat, ugly backside and was ready to use her cellphone to update Facebook. Bear Police are currently looking for the woman.
     
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  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Sounds like one of those campers that's says "OMG I'm camping and having so much fun I'll spend all day on Facebook" kinda people.
     
  3. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    People like her are scary.

    Some of them actually think humans are at the top of the food chain! Check the National Park Service stats on human-bear encounters, and see who always wins. They also seem to hang onto this silly idea that fences and walls in a zoo are to keep the animals in, instead of keeping people out.

    When all the humans are gone someday, the bears will still be around.
     
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  4. BlackBillBlake

    BlackBillBlake resigned HipForums Supporter

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    We had bears here once - long time ago.

    Before the piggies took over.
     
  5. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The “Blackbear Lives Matter” organization has threaten to protest the office of “Human Control” until the woman is brought to justice

    Hotwater [​IMG]
     
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  7. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    truth is, bears, or any other natural creature, given half a chance, will run away and avoid the crazy humans like the plague that we often are. i mean unless you're doing something really really stupid, and doing it to them.

    humans ARE far less predictable and more dangerous, then the most powerful individual creature you will encounter in nature.
    pack hunters, when they are on the hunt in their packs, are perhaps another story, but then, that is after all what we are.
    that is why the most dangerous place in nature, really is, a city street.

    the encroachment of development, on what little natural habitat remains, is the reason we see more wildlife in our wilderness of cars and pavement.
     
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  8. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Sadly, I agree here, themnax......with everything you just said....:(
    Every day I cry for some poor animal story....for the thousands and millions who suffer at our hands.....
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm out of likes for today :(
     
  10. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Did anyone see the video of Mamma Bear and her cubs going pool crashing in New Jersey? in Roxbury,NJ its on You Tube, see it.
     
  11. tikoo

    tikoo Senior Member

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    Bears hate the smell of human sex . This is why humans having sex in the wilderness are advised to
    as an after-thought to jump in the river and wash off . Menstruating woman need to stay home in the village ,
    drink tea , tell stories , discuss the community reproductive strategy and not touch go-to-the-woods hunting stuff .
    Do you wonder why bears attack ? That's why ... human sex is bad news for bears . Don't try it .
     

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