scooby dooby Chatty doo

Sounds like that fruit gum with the giraffs on the label.

 

so tired... have a test this morning and then have to write a 6 paper paper after....

and then tomorrow after class when it's all over, i'm going to smoke a cannon and sleep for 12 hours.

 

fags have their own gum now?....what was wrong with regular gum?....not flamboyant enough?

that reminds me....I still am looking for a pro gay shirt to add to the line....I have ''read my lips'' with 2 sailors kissing...I need a female themed one


good morning students....please open your books to where we left off.....orison....move your desk to the front please....rollin'....leave the Chinese foreign exchange student alone please......broony....I told you before,,,,no guns in my classroom....bring it here and collect after class

 

2 female sailors? ill see if i can work something up. i dont have a scanner though, but i can take pictures.

 

I'm feeling fantastic this morning. I got a decent night's sleep, I literally deleted some unnecessary drama from my life, it's a beautiful winter morning here, and I got dressed up for absolutely no reason at all. Ready to make this day my bitch .

 

:sunny: beautiful morning here too

 

:coffee: Tastes exceptionally good this morn'

 

female sailors....sounds awesome...black and white if possible

still finishing the bathroom paint....a million goddamed nooks and crannies......its lie they decided to only use scrap trim to finish the bathroom...I got tired of how shitty the workmanship was so its now sitting out in the firepit...gonna retrim

I scraped years of overpaint on the edges of the mirror and windows.........how fucking lazy of a painter to just leave a quarter inch of paint on the edge of the mirror....a drunk must of painted it

soon my bathroom will be lady presentable....so line up my darlings.....plane tickets waiting....just gotta ask

you can bring kids if they fit in the carry on compartment

 

it wont be today. ugh. the dog got into the bathroom trash AND the litter box in the 15-20 minutes i was outside, and she hid under the dresser, and chewed my hands when i tried to get her out. my right thumb is the most painful, the base of the nail is purpling underneath. i might have to make a hole to drain the blood out, not sure yet. i put her in her kennel. its way bigger than it needs to be, she acts like its tiny, dramatically stretching and crap.

ive got a couple of good ideas though

 

no rush....i'm busy painting and wintering my property...I pulled 6 eggs out of the coop this morning...I guess my 250 watt daylight heatlamp simulator is working.....
my fridge is filling up with eggs......

daughter just informed me that she wrote off her car ...her fault....no charges and she is fine....kids weren't with her....


2 weeks ago....I told her she could have let me know sooner lol....she hit a pork truck with a license plate that said ''bbq pork''.i told her that's very hardcore vegetarian on her part.....trying to convince her to buy a Toyota sienna mini van like the one my buddy has

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSBWDl6DjKk&sns=em"]Live "JIVE" Talking Turkey Prank! by Tom Mabe - YouTube

 

Charlie Chat and the Secret Chat Service..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpiyEiJEirs"]Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944) - YouTube

 

Watching Nighthawks ^ Sly and Billy D, Rutger Hauer.. pretty old movie. but I like it..

 

Well, I was going to try to skate tonight, but one of the girls is having a hell of a week and no one to watch her son for practice. So I'm pulling a "ouch my ankle hurts" so I can stay home and watch her kiddo while she goes to practice. She needs the stress release more than I do right now.

 

I used to have a queer shirt that said "Your girlfriend thinks I'm hot"

 

Heading out to run errands with three toddlers and one infant in tow. Oh lawd....

 

found ganja butter in the back of the fridge last night.. it was from the crazy roommate.. so I just ate the thing whole.. chunk of butter... gross.. 1 hour later I was fucked up... and I was high rest of the night..

went and ate with some family and I could hardly hold conversation... fucked up..

 

LOL I think someone has me on ignore.
The only other person to ever 'ignore function' me was Resistance for calling her a troll.

 

the only person on my ignore list is jen19, likewise the feeling is mutual.

 

im sure no one ignores me

because im so friendly and loveable