Scientology

thats fucking crazy shite!


I may be american, but I am not white trash. Do you see me living in a trailer with a mullet drinking cheap beer and watching nascar? Fucking outback white trash.


oh come now...as if i can see you! hey im reformed outback!

 

Should I have dropped the 16 G's on the courses and seen what happened?

 

fuck no! you know that answer!

they were stupid for being so obvious...they should have milked away at you over time..lol!

 

So how do you go about starting a religion anyway?

 

you have to have ideas for one! and be very persuasive!

follow me young one..i shall show you the way...just come into my study and we shall speak long thorughout the night


LOL!

 

When I first went there they gave me a test to see what level of growth I was at, and the results were made into a line graph. I cheekily decided to answer the questions with what I thought they would want to hear rather than what I really felt.
The test was 200 questions, I think.
the graph came back as a straight line across the very top of the graph, with only one category, certainty, having a dip.
It was like I got 99% on it. But they explained how that wasn't really all that good, and I needed to take lots of courses. lol
Damn right I knew the answer......lol
It was fun while it lasted though.

 

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did they try and use a piece of equipment to take you into past lives and past happenings in this life?

and overts? explain this to me?

 

I've explained my ideas before, I'm sure you remember, I bet it could sell.. :H

 

im pretty sure it already has..all u can do is expand...and there would be a hell of a lot of work involved!

 

The two 'tin cans' wired to a sort of polygraph type machine that they interpret the needle movements while asking you questions? I couldn't afford it, I think it was like $60 a session, and I had already spent something like $300 on the one course, and 6 books needed for it. This was in 1988, so I would have to brush up on overts, engrams, clear, the OT levels, etc. but I do know that at the higher levels you learn about the alien origins of humanity, etc that go back millions of years or something.
They do actually teach a lot of good stuff, and have a successful drug detox system that I believe Kelsey Grammar used years ago. The closest religion to it, as far as philosophy goes, imho, back then, was Buddhism.

 

did you see my church idea post?its back 5 posts........whaddaya think?

 

yes that is why i am interested in learning a little more...only not at my expense! lol!

apparantly at level 15 you are levittating etc...i have heard that the earth is the lowest planet and we were placed here merely to perve....and a few other things... the information i have is sporadic...

 

Yeah, I think you have the marketing part down!

 

the part where you dont care what we believe - we ll why would we pay - but it is good..only it is great to learn from other religions just for a way of thinking..as long as u r not blindly following and dedicating your whole life to one narrow viewpoint, when you can open ur mind up to the possibility of everything and nothing at all.....so much more space up there to float around in!

 

I think in 88 they were only up to level 13 or so....and I am the same way. I just dont think its right to buy salvation.....If there is a god, I cant see him charging people to enter the pearly gates......and if he does, I aint payin.
If you are right about why we were left here..........then I am doing pretty darn good!

 

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haha yeah..i dont believe in salvation...but i do believ in reincarnation because i believe we have to learn something here before we move on and if we do not learn it we have a lot of work ahead of us...the current reflection of the world means to many ppl arent learning their lessons.....

but i believ god to be the encompassment of everything all good and bad....non judgemental..for everything we think and feel god must think and feel....if there is to be such thing as unity..

 

Personally, reincarnation is my choice too, as the most likely mechanism for spiritual progress.
What I don't have a clue about is what lessons I need focus on....and what I should not focus on......lol I guess independence could be one of them lol, since I seem to be mostly left to my own devices, and only get intervention when I really f up bad and Uriel or whoever has to save my sorry ass. The rest of the time I think they're watching from the top level of the bleechers, silently observing, and likely playing backgammon when I bore them.....
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haha ur a dag! u just wont give up will ya?
LOL

well yeah maybe independance is something you have always had and may need to learn to be more co-dependant..thou im sure that is against everything you and i believ! lol but um are you enjoying your quest?