School was fucked

That is the coolest looking beer bottle I've ever seen.

 

I had a good conversation about that the other night

 

A kid in my grade got expelled earlier this year for being drunk at school... the teachers noticed he was acting all weird and thought he was high, so then sent him to the principal's office. While he was in there right as he said "I'm not drunk" he puked all over, lol

 

Damn expelled? For that, puking included you'd probably get 5-10 days of OSS here, without puking probably just ISS or saturday school

 

UCon! Huskies!

 

This one girl I know took like two tiny ass sips of gin during lunch, came back, drunk as fuck, off of two tiny sips of 20%. She was stumbling around a slurring words..I think it must have been placebo or something though, no body gets THAT drunk off of two tiny sips.

Anyways, she went to school, got caught, and ratted out on like 6 of my friends.
Fucking annoying bitch

 

What the fuck is an "ass sip"?


I think I may have found my new favorite word

 

Most 15 year olds fail at drinking miserably.

Well so do most even 25 year olds

But being drunk at 15 use to suck because most of the people you're drunk around at 15 are also 15 and teenagers suck at drinking

 

i laughed so hard i almost cryed.

 

Your logic and wisdom hath astounded me, yet again.

 

But this was un-naturally low.
Like, this wasn't even a shot, and she was falling around, and slurring.

On a side note, that's why I don't drink very often, because right now everyone around my age who gets drunk is fucking retarded.

 

I can't drink like I used to in my youth. I remember consuming hard liquor, like Captain did, straight and having minimal problems and effects.

Now, I get drunk after 3 beers. (I'm not joking!) My tolerance has severely depreciated. Le sigh.

 

My day wasn't nearly as interesting. Went to AP Bio pretty stoned because I knew we had a sub today. The sub showed up 30 minutes late so I basically just listened to music and sketched the whole period.

 

You are so mod. What colour is your Vespa?

 

Ewww. Drinking at school does not sound fun.

My friend told me a friend of his got super drunk before school and he started puking like crazy in class and they had to put him in a wheelchair because he was so weak and still puking like crazy. I believe they had to take him to the hospital.

 

The problem is the only way to become a good drunk is basically baptism by fire, you just need to keep drinking. The problem is too many people up to their mid 20's use alcohol as an excuse to be fucking retards, like how many people here have heard/said in some form "we're gonna get drunk tonight and cause all kinds of shit" There's 4 kinds of drunks:

Bad drunk 1: People who become a mess when they're drunk, i.e. the crying drunk or the angry drunk
Bad drunk 2- People who's IQ drop to that of a ham sandwich when drunk, until your early-mid 20's this is the most common type of drunk you shall encounter, especially at college.
Good drunk 1 - The person who like the 2 bad drunks is most obviously drunk in their actions to an outside observer but can still control themselves. This is generally that drunk person who loves everyone when drunk and wants everyone else to be drunk and you will often find them at diners at 3am or just walking around your local city on the weekend in quasi straight lines because their ability to be a good drunk means they can both stay awake and socialize with people they don't know
Good drunk 2 - The drunk who until they reach the trashed stage is so good at being drunk then can basically hide it from anyone. This person will often engage you in never ending philosophical debates due to the need to make a point when drunk, but their ability to still be that coherent means they can actually carry on a debate with good points. This is also the person you should not challenge to drinking contests if you're not up to par. If you are good drunk #2, it is also a sign you drink too much

 

I went to school a little buzzed.

we had a two hour delay and I went to my friends house and for some reason decided to take shots of whiskey before I left for school.

it wasnt really bad or anything, but school was a little more interesting.

 

i'd classify myself as good drunk #1, but then again nearly everyone probably would even if they fall into a bad drunk category

 

you went back to school?

and what the fuck did you get a 2 hour delay for?

 

Ha, I probably fall under the Bad drunk 2 category, I've done some stupid shit while drunk