Sayings Or Quotes Of The Day.....let's Hear Yours.....

Love is like oxygen
You get too much, you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die

~ANDREW SCOTT, TREVOR GRIFFIN

 

“A trail is a happy promise to the anxious heart that you are going somewhere and are not aimlessly wandering in a circle.” – Ernest Ingersoll

 

My thoughts for the day......

Some people make you smile, feel like life is worth living, fill you with a happiness inside just speaking with them....make you love the world and yourself

Others make you feel like everything is worng with you and you just want to go somewhere and die....lol

Not to make a joke, but had to sort of....but it is amazing to me how different people have different affects on things and situations......

 

Don't try to change the ink cartridge in your laptop. They're a sod to get out.

 

"I need a new crush"

 

tomorrow is another day

 

I've had a shitty day.

 

"She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters." -P.J. O'Rourke, endorsing Hillary Clinton for president over Donald Trump, May 7, 2016.

 

The gravest threat of tyranny, lies in forgetting and denying, what tyranny really is and is not.

Tyranny is not the love or hate, of any ideology, belief, form of governmant or nation, any more or less then any other.

Tyranny is the dominance of aggressiveness, any and all aggressiveness, with or without, any of them.

 

i like this, except that there are even some things she's not wrong about. unlike trump, who, if there's anything he's not wrong about, i've yet to hear him say it.

(actually he did say one thing that was not wrong, that the events of 9-11 weren't caused by islam, unfortunately he went on in the next breath to come up with total bullshit that he claimed to believe was)

 

"It is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize ... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." -Douglas Adams

 

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.


Andre Malraux

 

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive,
they'd eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand
for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small
donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a
glass of water.

I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I
forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive,
and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.

Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent
don't care and the other 80 percent are glad you have them.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the
unexpected is actually expected?

Take my advice — I'm not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves
sound perspicacious.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like
they're at home when you wish they were.

Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it
in like a computer.

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all
it's been doing is gathering dust.

Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along
comes a more-talented fool.

I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have
trouble putting on your pants.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me
at kick boxing.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.

My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two
guys managed to jump out of her way.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than
men spend thinking.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the
do-it-yourself type.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you
don't have to mow it.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by
people who annoy me.

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I
couldn't find it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.

 

Heard a cute one today....

"a smile for many....a heart for one..."

 

..."If you don't swing the bat,you won't hit the ball"...

 

"There is a big difference between passionate feelings whether they be good or bad and just gossip."