Sayings On T-Shirts..

'My other t-shirt has a joke on it'
'Shut up shut up shut up' (With a little man covering his ears)
'I care what you think. No I don't.' (With a cartoon girl grinning on it)
'I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.'

 

A lady who use to babysit me was a big woman she use to ware a shirt with a rabit on it that said "I'm not fat I'm fluffy"

 

a guy came to an interview that my dad was doing to hire people at his work and the guys shirt was a drunk man who fell off his barstool and in upside down letters the shirt said If you can read this please set me back up on my barstool...as if you could read it if the guy was upside down correctly...lol

 

I like this one I saw a little while ago: Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control.

 

Oh my.

 

Brown Triple Q,

Didn't I once see a picture of you on these forums wearing a T-shirt that said, "Stoopid People Shouldn't Breed" ?

 

or was it the one that said

"I'm not with Stoopid, I am Stoopid"

 

Sorry, you must of seen that on yourself. Look I don't have time to play with you tonight. Why don't you go play with yourself or something.

 

jesus saves- at walmart

insert famous brand name
here-(______________ )
for social acceptance

 

aw c'mon Q !!

I at least have to be worthy of your infamous and most unclever saying, 'Poof be Gone'

You dissappointment me with your spin off of Pee Wee Herman's, 'I know you are but what am I'

 

actually i like it better when he plays with me

 

the trix rabbit in a field of mushrooms.
then it says underneath 'silly rabbit trips are for kids'

 

I want this one:

 

My sons' newest

"I got this shirt for my sister, best trade I ever made"

his twin bro's new shirt.....

"Stay outta trouble, blame your sister"

and one of my old ones that I passed on to my sister with a shithead old man

"Behind every great woman, there is a man who tried to stop her"

 

I have a pacman shirt that says eat me

 

"Drink applejuice...'cause OJ will kill you."

 

My favorite one says
Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society

 

i have a couple of really bad tee shirts and i dare not utter what they say here

 

One of my t-shirts says "nobody knows I'm invisible"

My friend is making me a sports jersey that says "The Other Team"

 

Come on..tell us.