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Garlic-smeared razor blades slicing through your lips

 

Hickey on a hemorrhoid

 

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

Bug-eyed mutants with orange slice smiles

 

Mentally retarded sociopathic penguins make me smile

 

it rubs the lotion on its skin

 

No Wire Hangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Spoon!!!

 

disenfranchised oysters in a sea of orange tupperware

 

Don't you make me come over there!

 

I will send seven snapping turtles to steal your onion rings.

 

Anonymous purple wizard

 

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

 

I fart purple bubbles every Sunday at 2pm:H

 

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee...

 

I've got blisters on me fingers!

 

and to the owner of a John Deere tractor, you're parked on top of a pig. John Deere tractor... parked on top of a pig

 

...there were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

 

Able-bodied knobgobblers.

 

may the schwartz be with you