better yet, I think we should get walkie talkies so that I can direct you step by step. that way if I change my mind, which I'll probably do being that I'm a fickle woman, I will tell you of the new plan instantly. maaaaan, my own pet stalker! this RAWKS!
wait no no no pet stalker takes all the creepiness away. Wait actually no it doesn't it's like having a pet tiger it's cute and you wanna cuddle it and love on it but you know eventually it's gonna eat your face.....but it waits.