Say something totally pointless

No thanks, just give me my popcorn

P.s-Im vegan, and do not eat fish either. The evidence mounts. Eskimoism is not the way

 

if it used to live, I've eaten it

 

Nobody realised that the willow really wept

 

blow me

 

It makes all the right noises but it wont suck.

Ive heard the dysons are better

 

A ball its round doesnt have any points WOW I WIN I WIN!

 

I habba code.

 

It was never meant to do.. It was just meant to be..

 

Doe really, I habba code... by doze is stubbed up.

 

I think you are all secretly fucking each other

 

It is better to have shot
than to eat another's shnot.

 

I'm ready for some lunch

 

Bah, im a walking contradiction.

Pass me the potatoes, ma'am.

 

im bloated...

 

I constantly thank God for testicles

 

My greedy anus

 

The only difference between martrydom and suicide is press coverage

 

the only difference between poop and pee is taste

 

fuck you guys

 

It wouldn't get sore if you didn't touch it as much..