Say something totally pointless

balls are fantastic

 

****Meaningless Filler Post****

 

Stop that. I'm on a mission here.

 

i have an iced herbal tea candle

 

You sound more girly with every post.

 

oops sorry, wrong thread!

 

Damn you *shakes fist*

 

you should smell the christmas cookie candle we got

 

christmas now?

 

I'm going to make you a dirty fart scented candle.

 

how much?

 

$9.99 plus S&H of 108.95

 

How about hangover vomit scent?

 

i think you should keep that to yourself

 

Fat chance buddy.

 

well, share with your girl...i dont' want any part of that

 

I'm trying to keep her around for a while. When you smell the candle you'll understand why that would hinder me.

 

well, you gotta give her the *test*...if she can stand the smell of your fart...shes a keeper

aahahaha

 

True......but I dunno if we're ready for that test yet. I think I'd rather fuck another girl and attempt to explain it at this point in time. I've cleared out entire offices with my farts. In fact, my boss threatened to fire me.

 

i need to take the nailpolish off my fingers