Say something totally pointless

I'm sad about my life right now.

and jamie..it (j'aime la vie) means I love life in french

 

I just had a dream i sniffed a hair up my nose by accident and it got lodged in my brain and caused some damage. Now i cant stop thinking perhaps it really happened arrrgh, im only young!

 

A knife without the blade is pointless?

 

In both senses of the word. I like your thinking...


The swiss army shoe?

 

fuck slashdot.

 

This will torture you more than any sweet perfume

 

Sir, you've broken your water.... may I get you a new glass?

 

Ive watered my brokeness, and its grown into a beautifully perfect amendment...its making me all glassy-eyed.

 

A muderer's Ice pick without the tip is pointless?

 

Fuck Trotsky! Fuck Stalin! Fuck Lenin!

 

You fuck 'em - I only do thingies with vaginas.

Cell phone without the antenae is pointless.

 

Book without pages

mal a la damn tete

 

I dream of rain

 

id love to make you happy

 

holy shit, this survived that long....

 

The skin on my hands is so dang dry right now from the constant hand washing I do to avoid germs that my hands look like an old woman's.

 

Wishin' for rain...

 

i feel sick.. couse of eating few cookies..
ewww

 

I cleaned the toilet with my tongue....

 

I wish "Bugnarartid" was a real word.