Say something totally pointless

fuck hangovers

 

just drink more

 

the thought of alcohol makes me wanna puke at the moment

mmmm

 

speaking of alcohol, I left mine out in the snow.....shit.

 

It's so fucking cold right now... I don't have to put my beers in the fridge

 

some new people just moved in next door and now im spying on them

 

I just moved into a new place and there's some hung over chick with really sexy eyes spying on us.

 

I left mine outside so they would stay cold too, cuz my fridge is packed with shit

 

you left your eyes outside? Aeren't you afraid raccoons will eat them?

 

i like keeping my eyes on ice, so they stay fresh.....and I know raccoons wont eat them cuz I've got 7 1/2 mexicans sitting on my back porch guarding them.

 

raccoons eat shit Naykid... He should be fearing for his life!

 

I ordered some of those mexicans too, they mow my lawn and stuff

 

they are great to have.....if I give them a peso, they wipe my buttcrack....

 

lol! you knew all along? well that explains why you dropped the soap so many times.. i thought that was a bit suss..

 

xmas xmas, oh it's XMAS TIME!!!!!

 

I wonder how they got Xmas out of christmas... YMas I'd understand... even Zmas, but XMAS!!

stupid.

 

christmas... christ... the cross.....

all about torture and dying

 

Yeah, but that takes the fun out of NOEL huh?

What a pisser. Who was the sick fuck that came up with that?

 

It was the Mission Impossible theme music in the background that gave you away.
(Please don't tell anyone about the Idahoe shaped birthmark on my ass).

 

Because Jesus was a mutant.