Say something totally pointless

A bee without it's sting is pointless?

 

I'm the tutor, and I'll decide when the tuting has been tuted.

 

A serial killer without his knife is pointless?

 

I once had a dear old mother and she was kind to me..when i was in trouble she sat me on her knee.. So please listen to what i have to say.. if you have a mother you may lose her one day *sniff*.

 

A pen without it's filter is pointless.

 

spheres are pointless

 

A crushed baby by an asphalt machine may have pointy ends afterwards but he won't use them...

 

Please file that under the "Say something totally useless" thread.

 

A cop is only as good as the turd he shits.

 

alphabet soup

 

my penis is elongated

 

I'm hungry.

 

TGKs penis is changes in size and shape every day

My penis just stays limp EVERYDAY

Matthew seems to be drunk , but is perfectly sober..

 

my penis changes size and shape constantly......thats cuz its healthy from all the exercise it gets

 

Mine bends to the left because of all the 'manipulation' it recieves trying not to be limp ..

 

hey, that gives you the advantage in certain positions...

 

Elaine, Elaine...how i will never become Elaine

 

i see dumb people

 

I am so ready to get stoned