Say something totally pointless

Im the most sensual person i know when i want to be

 

I'm sexually aroused right now

 

ewwww

 

its really big

 

i bet

 

I found a sock in my washer that wasn't mine......

 

I was using that for my cum rag.....can I have it back please?

 

Yeah sure. Its clean now. *hands the sock over* Have fun

 

thanks for washing it.... it was getting really hard and crusty and it scratched my pecker too much

 

rabbi dower

 

I cut my balls with the razor

 

I cut myself between the legs whilst shaving as well. It hurt.

 

I was using my hair clippers, and those fuckers grabbed a piece of scrotal skin and cut the shit out of it.....really dark red blood too. not sure if thats good or not

 

You are welcome.

 

You should have just left your balls as is

 

I could have, but since I did this, I get a bonus whenever bitch gets home

 

do you know who i am?

 

I think the more important question here is " do I care who you are"

the answer to which is no.

 

heh...intresting.

 

that it is