Say something totally pointless

no, thats my brother jim bob earl jr. and yes, he is quite talented

 

why the hell would I lie about getting pussy?

 

If my partner ever said he wanted to "get some pussy" id be packing my bags

 

why?

 

Because im not "some pussy"...neither is my vagina

 

my man says that but hes kidding and i wouldnt leave him over it cause i say worse things..we're a lovely couple arent we....what happens if you stick an apple core in a garbage disposal..

 

I say that all the time to my wife.....and she tells me that she wants some cock...... its no big deal at all....its kinda hot and kinky in a way

 

Bleh i prefer traditional romance

 

nah, thats corny as hell

 

You jus wanna drop trou and squeeze out a cleveland steamer on my chest

 

nah, I only do that with men

 

i wonder what id look like if i was a man..

 

probably something like this.....

 

i look like that now...

 

oh, well shit.

 

procraaaaastinating!

 

blue penguin brigade

 

i'm gonna eat some pizza

 

two shitcycles and a pisspop then?

 

yes...for dessert