Say something totally pointless

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Elevator smell different to midget.

 

He who goes to sleep with asshole itching wakes up with fingers smelling.

 

Gay men have a higher risk of developing prostate and anal cancer.

 

Gay women have a higher risk of developing fuji film than developing babies.

 

Ok, take your pills, we'll wait for your return...

 

i can balance a dog on my head

 

I can pick my nose with my tongue.

 

No pics, no proof!

 

Like a midget at a urinal...id have to stay on my toes

 

No proof then. I don't have any pictures of my tongue.

 

Do we really know if that so called tongue of yours even exists then?

hmmm...

 

Fine, fine.



Proof that it exists. But it was cold in that room.

 

Well uh... glory be, the funks on me, mama...

 

You should invest in some Kleenex.

No more funk on you.

 

I prefer Dirtyex.

They are cheaper, just how I like em.

 

hey, this motherfucker is still here.....sweet

 

goddamn motherfuckers.... was gonna go out for supper but nooo, the couple I was gonna go with doesn't want to invite anyone else and it would be awkward with just the three of us there (my mom and her bf... not that I don't like 'em but it's more fun with another person or two)

 

just stay home then, I'm thinkin about doing that tonight

 

yah... I have a big ass paper to research and write this weekend so it's probably better I stay home an eventually get my ass working on it. And I was craving pizza, not japanese food. or maybe I'll go. Ican't decide

 

well, I was gonna stay home till I just got that call....(yeah, another mother fucking phone call today) my old lady's parents are coming over, I think I'll go out after all