Say something totally pointless

Someone help me with these. Ive only got two hands im not a bloody octopus yknow!

 

I think my penis is growing another head

 

Would you like to have sexual intercourse with a giant squid? Think of all the tentacles

 

I've always fantacized about this scenario

 

Another case conquered, Cesario. Bravo.

 

Im glad you're happy about it...I'm just horny for a squid now

 

Im overjoyed, and now thinking about the squelching n sliming about...the slipping and sliding and squeezing.....
Schhhhcloooooo schluuuuuu.....

Moving on...

 

my co-worker smells of fried bologna, oh wait, thats me...

 

I can't think of anything pointless to say....oh wait, that's it.

 

yup, good enough for any of us

 

what did you all do with my weed? it was sitting right here five seconds ago. i am gonna have to disembowl someone over this crack-laced heroin joint

 

and you didn't plan on sharing?

 

Splashing with you makes splashing splashier.

 

i think i just came on myself

 

eyes,c'mon!!!

 

Its time for my enema

 

i want the sun back

 

Friends sig hurt my eyes.

 

Sorry. Sorry again because it'll only get worse...

 

Dont that shit really scares me