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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Jul 14, 2005.

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    jane, his wife......
     
  2. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Five knocks, I tellz ya'. 'twas no more than 5 knocks. Then the bastard came barging in like 'e ooooned the place. Ain't nothin to it really, it was never mine anyway, but it certainly wasn't anyone elses either. Nobody has it... well, nobody who will give it to ya if yur readin this.
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    so I say to him, I says, "jeff, get yer thumb out my dogs ass!!!!"
     
  4. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    The dog was plenty pissed at that one, I tellz ya... Next thing i knows, theres this ferocious yelpin, and then a whinin mut runz by me beer dragin it's ass on the carpet.

    Never gone get my tavern right now, methink. Of course, 5 strangers walk in the door to see the scootchin dog careen past the firepit. Luckily, they didn't look me in the eye, gave me the willies, they did. A little off and up to no good.

    So the one looks up, possibly a mage of some sort, matters a few quick words, the type you can never quite understand... and the taverns awash in fire all the patrons burned to the bone.

    Who gives a fuck what you think?
     
  5. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    look at my hole. it gets bigger with every wash
     
  6. ihmurria

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    my husband did not kill that baby
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    twas a rainy night when the cow came home with VD
     
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  9. ihmurria

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    I luuuuuurv my new purse
     
  10. Death

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    I love my sweaty balls. especially when they produce alot of semen.
     
  11. ihmurria

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    more booze, or masturbation? I can never decide
     
  12. ihmurria

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    nothing
     
  13. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    You aren't s'posed to wash turds. They get smaller with every wash.


    The hole's only natural enemy is the pile, which is interesting if you think about it because assholes make piles of shit.
     
  14. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I read that somewhere before.....
     
  16. ihmurria

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    smaaaaaaaaaaaaaallville
     
  17. beautifulhippie2

    beautifulhippie2 TyeDyeChicka!

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    My birthday is in 11 days!!! yay!!!!!!
     
  18. crummyrummy

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    suicide is an alternative
     
  19. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    my brain itches
     
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