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jane, his wife......

 

Five knocks, I tellz ya'. 'twas no more than 5 knocks. Then the bastard came barging in like 'e ooooned the place. Ain't nothin to it really, it was never mine anyway, but it certainly wasn't anyone elses either. Nobody has it... well, nobody who will give it to ya if yur readin this.

 

so I say to him, I says, "jeff, get yer thumb out my dogs ass!!!!"

 

The dog was plenty pissed at that one, I tellz ya... Next thing i knows, theres this ferocious yelpin, and then a whinin mut runz by me beer dragin it's ass on the carpet.

Never gone get my tavern right now, methink. Of course, 5 strangers walk in the door to see the scootchin dog careen past the firepit. Luckily, they didn't look me in the eye, gave me the willies, they did. A little off and up to no good.

So the one looks up, possibly a mage of some sort, matters a few quick words, the type you can never quite understand... and the taverns awash in fire all the patrons burned to the bone.

Who gives a fuck what you think?

 

look at my hole. it gets bigger with every wash

 

my husband did not kill that baby

 

twas a rainy night when the cow came home with VD

 

fukkin a

 

I luuuuuurv my new purse

 

I love my sweaty balls. especially when they produce alot of semen.

 

more booze, or masturbation? I can never decide

 

nothing

 

You aren't s'posed to wash turds. They get smaller with every wash.


The hole's only natural enemy is the pile, which is interesting if you think about it because assholes make piles of shit.

 

carwash

 

I read that somewhere before.....

 

smaaaaaaaaaaaaaallville

 

My birthday is in 11 days!!! yay!!!!!!

 

suicide is an alternative

 

ukelele

 

my brain itches