say one thing you wanna do with the poster above

Shave his legs.

 

make him a roastbeef sandwich, and if hes veggitarian, forcefully feed it to him

 

tell the wind to stop whining

 

Make him eat a raw steak.

 

take em to a phish show if they were still together

 

How sweet...I thought these had to be evil.

*Takes him to another phish show*

 

*gives him a chilli dog*

 

I don't mind raw meat... I'm an animal :X

 

Buys him a cute kitten.

 

*eats the kitten and buys him a dove*

 

*releases the dove and offers you a large sum of money for seemingly no reason*

 

id like to dye his hair :H

 

*buys him a diamond*

see if you can eat that

 

Sing-along to his favorite song.

 

passes him a joint

 

smokes it, and passes it around in a circle... no bogarting, people.

 

gives him a bag of funyuns.

 

wtf
im getting out of this thread. you people fucked it up

 

You're the one that passes on your turn, you big meany.

Doses her with LSD.

 

I want to sing her a song, titled "I'll buy your nose... "