maybe i'd like to put syrup in his hair so he could never ever get it out nah, i enjoy his hair's company too much maybe just braid it
.... tell old people they have alzheimers and we're their grandchildren..... my grandma died of it so I have earned the right to laugh about it......
so you've earned the right to laugh about it, perhaps even gotten a mandate from some sort of force to laugh about it..... laugh about our misfortunes.....