Take him to this awesome buddhist temple right by me, that has the second largest buddha statue in america, or something like that.
Whats that for? We're gonna steal a truck and then go to a store and steal a big tent, scissors and alot of duct tape. Then we'll cut the bottom of the tent off and duct tape the top to the bed of the truck. Then we'll go to as many chucky cheeses as we have to and fill it with their little plastic balls. Then drive around charging kids 1$ a minute to play in them.
but then we kidnap the kids and steal a van to transport them to somewhere out in the woods and teach then to dance and sing and then start a Circus and get others things like games and then we'll be rich enough to pay off the cops for all the illegal stuff we've done and step by step we'll take over the world.
But after a while Bill Gates is gonna start to notice we're taking over his shit and try to stop us. We could get some 2X4s and beat his ass with them but I'm not sure what to do about his robot army yet but I'll think of something, it will probably involve orange juice. Then it should be easy from then on.