Well sometimes that just, ain't enough, to keep a man like me interested! Nuh uh, no way No I gotta go out and have fun, at someone else's expense! Yuh huh, oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, what asshole I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time sayin how about this heat I'm an assh00000le, he's an asshole, what an assholio oh we ohhhh
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because we've got the bomb, that's why Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
Well, I've been awake for eight days straight Well, it must've been them pills I took. I been twitchin' an' turnin' an' seein' visions It must've been them pills I took. Well, I don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em, But they sure did make me feel good. They kept my heart from feelin' blue, An' kept my thoughts away from you. Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls Well, it must've been them pills I took. Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin' It must've been them pills I took. I've lied an' I've stole an' I ain't fuckin' jokin' It must've been them pills I took. Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin' It must've been them pills I took. I still don't know if it were an' I don't know where I got 'em, But they sure did make me feel good. They kept my heart from feelin' blue, An' kept my thoughts away from you.
If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung Would you hear my voice come through the music Would you hold it near as it were your own? It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung I don't know, don't really care Let there be songs to fill the air Ripple in still water When there is no pebble tossed Nor wind to blow Reach out your hand if your cup be empty If your cup is full may it be again Let it be known there is a fountain That was not made by the hands of men There is a road, no simple highway Between the dawn and the dark of night And if you go no one may follow That path is for your steps alone Ripple in still water When there is no pebble tossed Nor wind to blow You who choose to lead must follow But if you fall you fall alone If you should stand then who's to guide you? If I knew the way I would take you home <3 <3 <3
Well I went to shop in a hardware store This dorky kid's walken back forth Lookin' dumb as a box of shit Askin' "sir, can i help you" Well I don't wan your fucken help If I did I'd ask for it myself Now ring me up, and shut up, while you do
"Now, Suzanne takes your hand and she leads you to the river She's wearing rags and feathers from Salvation Army counters And the sun pours down like honey on our lady of the harbor"
Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
Now the beach is deserted except for some kelp And a piece of an old ship that lies on the shore. You always responded when I needed your help, You gimme a map and a key to your door.
Fly low ye carrion crow And seize my body for the debt I owe And drop me high into the depths below For the things I've seen no one else should know It's just you and me and my rib cage brain We polish the brass and we dust the pain And we lay down fallow like slaveless chains And they call us sick as though they're all so sane So fly low ye carrion crow And seize my body for to free my soul And drop me high into the depths below For the things I've seen no one else should know What speak you of a love so bold? No song could sing, no word could hold Well I warn you now of an end foretold And a life long waiting for a desperate road So fly low ye carrion crow Seize my body for it lives no more And drop me high into the depths below For the things I've seen no one else should know For the things I've seen no one else should know For the things I've seen no one else should know
Hello Do you miss me? I hear you say you do But not the way I'm missing you What's new? How's the weather? Is it stormy where you are? You sound so close but it feels like you're so far Oh, would it mean anything If you knew What I'm left imagining In my mind
I could be a millionaire if I had the money I could own a mansion, no I don't think I'd like that But I might write a song that makes you laugh, now that would be funny And you could tell your friends in England you'd like that But now I've chosen aeroplanes and boats to come between us And a line or two on paper wouldn't go amiss How is Worcestershire? Is it still the same between us? Do you still use television to send you fast asleep? Can you last another week? Does the cistern still leak? Or have you found a man to mend it? Oh, and by the way, how's your broken heart? Is that mended too? I miss you I miss you, I really do.
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head Creeps closer now, closer to the foot of the bed And softer than shadow and quicker than flies His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light The Spiderman is having you for dinner tonight And I feel like I'm being eaten By a thousand million shivering furry holes And I know that in the morning I will wake up in the shivering cold And the Spiderman is always hungry
When I was young I never needed anyone And makin' love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin' alone I think of all the friends I've known But when I dial the telephone Nobody's home All by myself Don't want to be, all by myself anymore All by myself Don't want to live, all by myself anymore Hard to be sure Some times I feel so insecure And love so distant and obscure Remains the cure All by myself Don't want to be, all by myself anymore All by myself Don't want to live, all by myself anymore When I was young I never needed anyone And makin' love was just for fun Those days are gone All by myself Don't want to be, all by myself anymore All by myself Don't want to live, all by myself anymore All by myself Don't want to be, all by myself anymore All by myself Don't want to live, all by myself anymore All by myself Don't want to be, all by myself anymore
Get up (get up) Come on (come on) Why're you scared? (I'm not scared) You'll never change What's been and gone Cause all of the stars Are fading away Just try not to worry You'll see them some day Take what you need And be on your way And stop crying your heart out We're all of us stars We're fading away Just try not to worry You'll see us some day ⭐
If you wanna live Treat me good If you wanna live, live I beg you treat me good I'm like a walking razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous Said I'm dangerous I'm like a walking razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous Dangerous If you are a bully Treat me good If you are a bully, a bully I beg you treat me good I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, dangerous I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, dangerous If you are a chucky Nobody chucky from me If you are a chucky, a chucky Nobody chuck from me, yeah I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, I'm so dangerous I'm like a chopping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, dangerous If you eat asphalt I beg you treat me good If you drink lead soup You better treat me good I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, dangerous I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, dangerous If you are bull bukka Nobody buk from me, yeah If you are duppy You move away from me I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, dangerous I'm like a stepping razor, walking by I'm dangerous, dangerous If you wanna live Treat me good Warning you if you wanna live, you better treat me good I'm like a stepping, walking, cutting, flicking Jumping, chopping, walking I'm dangerous, I'm dangerous I'm like a stepping, jumping, flicking, bumping, boring I'm dangerous, I'm dangerous If you drink mortal Treat me good And if you eat brick Treat me good I'm like a flashing laser and a rolling thunder I'm dangerous, dangerous I'm like a stepping razor Don't you watch my size I'm dangerous, I'm dangerous Treat me good If you wanna live You better treat me good If you wanna live You better treat me good You could a drink lead soup I'm dangerous, dangerous You could a eat asphalt I'm dangerous, dangerous You could a eat brick crackers I'm dangerous, dangerous And I don't know why I'm dangerous, dangerous Look at this father, ooh He's dangerous, dangerous I saw the sun, ooh What a danger
This train carries saints and sinners, this train carries losers and winners, This train carries whores and gamblers, This train carries lost souls This train carries broken-hearted This train, theives and sweet souls departed This train carries fools, carries kings, lord This train: all aboard! I said this train, dreams will not be thwarted This train, faith will be rewarded This train, hear the steel wheels singing This train, bells of freedom ringing
You woke up this morning Got yourself a gun, Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One. She said: You're one in a million You've got to burn to shine, But you were born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes ... When you woke up this morning everything was gone By half past ten your head was going ding-dong Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes Like a voice trying to tell you there's something you should know Last night you were flying but today you're so low Ain't it times like these that make you wonder if You'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to the others; Wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers Don't you wish you didn't function, don't you wish you Didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, 'cause When you woke up this morning everything you had was gone
Sometimes, I can't help but feeling that I'm Living a life of illusion And oh, why can't we let it be And see through the hole in this wall of confusion I just can't help but feeling I'm living a life of Illusion Pow, right between the eyes Oh how nature loves her little surprises Wow, it all seems so logical now It's just one of her better disguises And it comes with no warning, nature loves her little surprises Continual crisis Hey, don't you know it's a waste of your day Caught up in endless solutions That have no meaning Just another hunch, based upon jumping conclusions Backed up against a wall of confusion Caught up in endless solutions Living a life of illusion