Say it with Song Lyrics

Long Haired Country Boy

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Preacher man talking on T.V.
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacherman
Would like to do a little walking too

But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
And a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine
And a politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke

But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Songwriters: CHARLES EDWARD DANIELS

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Little song at the end of an ICP cd. I always thought it was cute.

You could have bought you a telescope
But no, you bought bizzar
You could have bought you a microscope
But no, you bought bizzar
You could have bought you a half ounce of dope
But no, you bought bizzar
You could have went to a titty bar and spent until you were broke
But no, you bought bizzar...

And I hope..
I truly hope...
I hope that you liked bizzar...

 

Hello, I'm Irm
I dunno?
Maybe you've heard of me?
The HF strangler
And that one fan of ICP
No?
Well it's cool
Then you won't know what to expect
When I extend my hand of friendship
Just to shake you by the neck
So you say you don't know?
Well now you got a clue..
The Irminsul
Maniac Killa!
From the HF crew
Oh shit!
Lemme quit choking ya
Syke!
Heh heh
Ha-ha
Ahhhhh

 

I was maybe 13..
They was hurtful and mean
Especially this one fuckerr...
Kirk Green
Who fucked with me in the hallways
Always
Whooooos the lo0o0oserrr
They would all say
If I walked in the lunch room
I'm getting punched soon!
Did Kirk see me?
Here comes doom!
This time he spit on the back of my head
My face turned red as the laughter spread
...
Daddy has a gun is cupboard...
In a black box
Its too bad though because he locks it
With all of his crack rocks
..
Ice pick in my hand
I'm up early in the AM
Kirk's at the bus stop
I rushed up! One pump!
Stuck him the temple a simple disaster..
That was the debut of the Bully Blasta!!

I was 22
And the army is calling
I'm lifeless out here
So I'm all in
And my drill seargent is barking orders
And I'm sharing my living quarters
With some big fat prick from Oklahoma
I can't stant him or his aroma
His big thick fat neck
And the drawers he wears
They all kiss his ass!
They don't wanna be next!
...
I never thought the Blasta would be back
But she hasta to beat that
He pissed in my bed
I jumped in and laid wet in the laughter
Blood pumping!
He snores like a bear
But tonight was nice
We all slept like babies
With his windpipe sliced
Eeeahehehehe
I did IIIIIiiiiiTTT
With a straight blade razor
And my Bully Blasta behvaiour
Hahahahaa!

I got a family now
I put it all behind me
My son gets picked on now
And it reminds me of murder!
Suddenly the bullies started going missing...
I spoke to my son I had an intuition
Did umm.. You..
Have anything to do with this?
...
He gave me no answer
Just a hug and a kiss
And said don't worry mom
Everything will be fine
Just you play it no mind
...
And at work..
My boss is bastard!
He comes to office when he's plastered!
Bitching and abusing all the women
Testing..
But they accept it, because of the recession!
He groped my wife at the office party
I stood up for her
He swore he'd fire me!
I threw him off the balcony!
24th floor!
I guess now Irmi is the Bully Blasta
Forever more!

 

No way
I'll call the cops
And if you don't stop
I'll call your dad

 

Busta Rhymes- Song title: "What the Fuck ya Want?"- Album: Extinction Level Event

"Clappin you up, Slappin you up, Trappin you up, Holdin you hostage
Duck tapin and Saran wrappin you up"

 

It's getting to the point
Where I'm no fun anymore
I am sorry
Sometimes it hurts so badly
I must cry out loud
I am lonely

 

Geneve, take her to yourself
and watch her while she rests
she talks of you as home
I'll try to get to her somehow
while in your arms she lies
I hope she will not feel alone
and I, for the many things I've done
carry on and play the same songs
'cause I never knew, a better way of loving,
do you?

For she is so young, and my dreams
will see me playing for the screaming ladies of Los
Angeles
and when I decided that would be my stage
I was her age, I remember that was a tender time for me

Geneve, Easter's been and gone
and fate has played its hand
and I am on my own
but warm, is the hand that holds my arm
and always leads me on
so I never can stay long
so smile, and I'll see you in a while
as a tourist and a child, but not a loser
for you know love, is a very much harder thing to have

For I am still young, and it's true
that I don't forget her, and I don't regret and I'm not
going to
and as I wipe away, all the traces of Lisa blues
it is my shoes, that walk across the stage for the
applause

Geneve, take her to yourself
and watch her while she rests
'cause she talks of you as home

 

Ughhh
All of your personalities are frustrating and I've had enough.

Eddy, I'm going home to sleep with my wife.
Hank, if you're hungry, try my balls
And Dan... I don't know what you are... Dan.

 

Your smile beams like sunlight on a gull's wing
And the leaves dance and play after you
Take my hand and hold it as you would a flower
Take care with my heart, oh darling, she's made of glass
Your eyes feel like silence resting on me
And the birds cease to sing when you rise
Ride easy your fairy stallion you have mounted
Take care how you fly, my precious, you might fall down
In the pastel skies a sunset I have wandered
With my eyes and ears and heart strained to the full
I know I tasted the essence in the few days
Take care who you love, my precious, he might not know

 

This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again

 

I've been denied all the best ultra sex

 

Let me take y'all back to the creek side
Dudnt matter if you're drinking of not..
We shooting up street signs

 

Schon spät, komm - wir müssen weg hier,
Raus aus dem Wald, verstehst du nicht?
Wo ist dein Schuh, du hast ihn verloren,
Als ich dir den Weg zeigen mußte
Wer hat verloren? Du dich?
Ich mich? Oder, oder wir uns?

 

I dunno what any of this means but I feel like you're being really gangster in German right now

 

Ehhhh sure let's go with gangsta

 

Now I live in the country
I got a neighbour, his names Joe
And me and Joe don't get along just so
So one fine day I decided I was going to fix his plot
And that puny motherfuckere'd never know
..
Now old Joe he own a garden
Out behind his house
The prettiest fucken garden you'd ever seen
One day I snuck out through the grass
And watched his little scroungy ass
And when he got inside I got real mean..

I stomped on his potatoes
And I spit on his tomatoes
And I pissed all over his fucken sugar beans
Then I got my dick real hard
And jack off in the fuckers yard
And got my rocks all over his cabbage leaves

Well I left there chipping like a mouse
And went walked back to my house
But when I got there I saw a terrible site
....
It was Joe and my wife in the bed
And through his ass I saw her head
And I thought that son of a bitch ain't got no sense!
And he never did come up for air
And there amongst the fur and hair
He was having a four course meal at my expense

Now time or two he'd cough and spit
And my wife screamed and almost shit
And I thought that motherfucker would never stop!
But he finally got up and grabbed his pants
And up the road I watched him dance
Acting like ol' Joey on the spot.

Now the moral of this story
Is don't ever pitch a shit
You might just never know the trouble you'll be starting
Just let your fucken neighbors be
And think about what happened to me
And most of all..
Don't fuck with that man's garden...

Ohhhh I fucked up his eatin'
And he eat up my fuckin'
I never knew the bastard was the type that went for suckin'
While I was in his garden he was in my corn field shuckin'
And now my wife is throwing rocks at me

Yes now my wife is throwing rocks at me

 

I strode the desert where the Sphinx was sand
Pulled up a range of mountains with one hand
I watched ’em throw out the boiling wrath
Scooped out the oceans and I sat down and laughed
I made love to Venus, she was just a child
Gave Mona Lisa her mysterious smile
I was the venom, the poison, spit by Cleo’s asp
I bit her, I hit her, that’s a fact