Sarah Palin's Alaska

Are you guys as stoked as I am for Sarah Palin's new show on TLC?!? This is going to be the definition of quality television.
Seriously though, watch the trailer.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/14/sarah-palins-alaska-trail_n_763576.html
I couldn't more get more than 10 seconds in before losing all faith in humanity, I challenge you to do better.

 

I've got no faith.. even before watching this. Which I didn't do.

 

Unfortunately, I DID watch it. After the nausea subsided, I too, lost my faith in humanity.....

 

well look at the bright side... at least its not politics..

 

LMAO... True, but was it ever?

 

I'm going to watch it religiously

 

kate plus an 8 cylinder revolver ... would be a good show..

 

I wonder if we'll see Lalakuno slangin vials out of his new truck in some background shots

 

:leaving:

 

I wouldn't be surprised if they were related

 

"No boys go upstairs" Is rather like locking the barn door after the horse got out. In Alaska you can only get pregnant while on the second story!

I intend to faithfully be doing something else when it airs.

 

maybe she'll break her leg or something and freeze to death while waiting for help to come.. or better yet the wild wolves will eat her before she's dead.

 

She is usually armed, poor wolves. If that does not get them then indigestion surely will.

 

maybe her trigger finger with freeze off

 

I wonder how drunk she was when she decided to name one of her sons Trigger

 

I think it is a family nick name, her husband, her daughters future husband all were probably called that in private.

 

Maybe she will go hiking along the snow-covered Stampede Trail. Palin will then find an abandoned bus parked on an overgrown section of the trail near Denali National Park, that she will use as a hunting shelter and home. To make it more intense all she will bring with her is a 10-pound bag of rice, a Remington semi-automatic rifle with 400 rounds of .22LR hollowpoint ammunition, a book of local plant life, several other books, and some camping equipment.. She will live off the land, hunting porcupine and making jerky. She will attempt to preserve a moose but fail miserably. After three months she will decide to leave, she will go to make her way back only to find the trail blocked by the Teklanika River, which at that point will be considerably higher then it was when she had first crossed. She will ingest poisonous berries that she had mistaken for edible berries. Then for the season finale of the show they will find her body in a sleeping bag on the bus. Dead from starvation..

 

It's not Trigger, my mistake. His real full birth name is Trig Paxson Van Palin. If wonder if it's just a coincidence that he has down syndrome?

 

Do you really believe in happy endings?

 

No sorry, I was just using Christopher McCandless story and replaced him with her and chirstopher with palin... sorry to fool you.