Santa's bag of Random Facts LVIII

haha they are just not too good for you

 

I know they are not good for you. I am saying it's the holidays and screw it. lol

 

Last Thursday night my 13-year-old daughter was granted the yearly scholarship for the 7th- and 8th-grade chorus - $400. She wants to use it to pay for private singing lessons.

 

Yeah I hear you, this isn't vegetarian at all. It sounds more like a Mediterranean type of diet or something. You won't catch me eating red meat or poultry tho, as I have a very strong disgust about animal flesh (hell yeah, I don't do it because it's cruel to eat animals, just because the thought of eating them makes me wanna puke). Fish and seafood are OK even tho I feel better when I eat plant-based foods only, which is my preference.

RF: it's snowing since yesterday! It makes me wanna get into my snowsuit, go out and play like when I was a kid!

 

Convince her to take death metal drum lessons instead!

Well that's good. I tried being vegetarian a bunch of times but ultimately I'va accepted the truth: I love meat too much. lol

Same here - I love it when the snow starts. Automn is depressing for me, and this kinda breaks the darkness and gloominess of fall

 

My granddaughter has just informed me via Skype that she has 7 sleeps to go till Santa comes and she wants to know how many sleeps I have until he comes to my house. The poor wee bugger hasn't quite grasped the "santa delivers all the presents on the same night" concept yet. :window:

 

Im about to get in the shower and wash myself as well as my dreads.

Think its time to give the ole pubic hairs a trim so that if a girl sticks her hands in my pants she wont get lost.

 

LOL Not gonna happen, Shiv - I can't afford a drum set for her.

BTW this daughter happens to be vegan - no meat of any kind, no animal products of any kind - no cheese, no honey, no Jello.

This is important, all righty. :2thumbsup:


Chicken Tikka Masala and Dal Moog for lunch.

 

I don't like having my pubic region shaved...cause that shit is fucking creepy...but to be trimmed down is nice...if condoms are to be worn...it is MUCH easier putting on and taking off...

Quiet honestly i think women like a man to be trimmed just a little...not so much that it looks like you got military cut...kinda like a nice haircut in the summer.

 

It has been a long time since I have had any need to seriously consider any of this as pertaining to myself.

So how do you go about this trimming business? Any special tools required? Machete? Hedge trimmer? Chainsaw?

 

Small scissors...maybe a trim every other month?

All the hair grew on my lower half of my body, some would call it 'fisherman' cause you can stand in the water and keep warm.......

cause my legs are hairy, like really hairy...jungle hairy...

but stomach, chest, and arms, i probably have a total of 9 hairs total.....lol

 

Good afternoon

 

I'm in the bath listening to the most depressive song ever

 

I like to listen to Hunky Dory in the bath, sometimes a bit of Chet Baker

I don't post in the bath though

 

Like a faun! Do you have hoofs instead of feet? Goat horns on your head?

I'm a Norwegian hairless. I used to at least have some hair on my legs, but as I got into middle age, my legs went bald. Weird. I found out this happens to a lot of men when they get to middle age.

I don't take baths. I shower. I just don't relish the idea of making zengizmo soup and basking in it.

 

I was also flirting with someone by text... so it kind of worked!

I don't take baths. I shower. I just don't relish the idea of making zengizmo soup and basking in it.[/QUOTE]

I leave the water just as clean as when I get in..!

 

I am also very hairless

 

Hmmm...admittedly the bath might be a good place for text sex...

You bathe in sewer water then?

At least that makes it harder for the lice to hold on!

 

It was

Yep.


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