Santa's bag of Random Facts LVIII

I might disappear for a while. Not that anyone would even notice.

 

Hiya Aerianne! Good of you and Santa to drop by.

Google translation: I just do not give a worse course of the paper roll with the guy smoke signals

Or "quoi, quoi?"

Being confused was definitely a smart move on your part.

Mah selemah.

 

I do.

 

LOL yes! In fact, I was carrying quite a pharmacy in my pockets (I won't detail the contents here). :smilielol5:

Quel genre de cours, pour fabriquer du papier à rouler ou autre chose?

Totally! Thanks to the 12 hours of dancing on an empty stomach, the lack of sleep and the "unmentionables"

RF: I felt creative in the kitchen today! I didn't know what to eat for lunch so I made a seafood pizza with an asian twist: garlic sauce, smoked salmon, kimchi, cheese, dried seaweed and sesame seeds sprinkled on top. It was SO good! Gotta make some more for tonight so the man tastes it too!

 

we'll miss you if you do

who else will keep zen in check?

 

Parrying with Tipsy is one of the great pleasures of my life!

Of course you do a fair job yourself...and there's always rollingalong, when he comes around slumming...but it just ain't quite the same...

Wait, here's a reprise of my song from many moons ago, when Tipsy was leaving us another time:

Tipsy please don't go!
Tipsy please don't go!
Tipsy please don't go on down to New Orleans,
You know I love you so, Tipsy please don't go!

 

Could have spent christmas with your bro

The guy at the headshop gave me a course on rolling papers as in zigzag and rizla are crap and he told me all about organic, unbleached, hemp paper with natural glue. Bought some of it, looking forward to trying it. He said he gave up on zigzags a year ago and would never go back. He was saying after using the organic stuff for a while, he finds ziggy tastes like shit.

Ohhhh so youre one of THOSE vegetarians

 

I ordered 3 pairs of shorts for work and i got 2 sizes smaller than all of my other shorts. I got them smaller because all my shorts/pants are from when i was a drunk...the weight i lost has not come back from something else..so i get smaller shorts this time...

Well problem is they are fucking huge! lol! The waist is good, but the inseam is way bigger fitting than i thought. I really like the shorts, they are me for sure...but lol so big..can't believe this.

 

he makes way more off the hemp papers...which burn like plastic...they get shiny and hard ..my opinion.....i've heard of all kinds of claims against zigzags..headaches even.......i like'm

 

No leaving for a bit young lady as I am trying to catch up on all the news.

I had a really low tire today and I have no idea why. Filled it up and the sucker better stay that way.

 

sometimes a temperture change will cause a slight deviation between the tire and rim causing a slow leak..it usually fixes itself with a fill of air and re-beads

also...sometimes hitting a curb at a weird angle will do the exact same thing

bbad...did i get that right?

 

its more likely to be a nail or bad valve

but anything is possible

 

I doubt it! The worst that could have happened would be me spending the rest of the night at the station until I'd sober up, them taking away my stuff and most probably give me a ticket too, but that's it.

Ahah I eat fish and seafood like once every 6 months... so? I don't have to justify myself, thank you.

 

Its ok to eat fish because they dont have any feelings

 

but you just did

I knew a girl that told everyone she was a vegetarian, but she ate fish and chicken. I thought that was the stupidest thing. She was no vegetarian, she just didn't eat red meat!

I'm living off of grass and drippings from the ceiling

 

And the drippings contain THC, I would imagine.

In the olden days, when dinosaurs ruled the Earth and I smoked weed, I constructed a pipe - out of metal pipe fittings. For you youngsters, that's what they used back then for plumbing instead of PVC. After smoking several bowls-full, I could unscrew the fittings, scrape off the oil that accumulated on the inside, and soak a joint in it for extra potency.

 

Marshmallows are so good

 

sounds good!

They sure are!

 

I never used to like them by itself. I was stoned one night and I was so hungry and that's all that was around that was sweet so I started eating them and now I love them