Santa's bag of Random Facts LVIII

what kind of silly question is that..

Wine

 

I often catch myself masturbating, and decide to stay and watch.

That sounds so...existential.

I have relatives in Australia. I've only met them once in my life.

:2thumbsup:

You're definitely not going to hell when you die, Maly. You're already there.

Ecclesiastes 1:2 "Vanity of vanities," says the preacher, "Vanity of vanities - all is vanity."

That's a helluva lot of acorns!

Precisely.


I stayed in all day today, shut up in my room, living in a virtual world. Too tired to move my ass off the bed.

 

Sarah just wrote me doesn't look like matt will be able to come up

 

Sorry, Jen.

 

who is matt

 

RF: I bought one of these today... Solid cast iron Franklin stove. :2thumbsup:




It's a perfect fit for my existing fireplace if I use it as an insert, or I can use it as a free-standing woodstove with the included legs.

 

buy a sack of green

 

My sister sarah's boyfriend
this pic is of the too of them this summer camping

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/album.php?albumid=10360&pictureid=83962

 

i thought u hated him

 

and im sure he loves that you post that on a public forum

 

his grandpa just passed away and I think he needs to be with his dad. plus he snowplows in the winter time and thats how he makes his money.

 

what that pic of him and sarah? he has medical card

 

Nope that is Eric my other sister husband

 

last time i checked a medical card is not a licence to grow and sell to your sister in law


but i see you edited anyway

 

ive had a lot of those given to me when scrapping

the good ones with no broken pieces always sold well to people using them outdoors...

 

eww i just bit into a piece of cartilage from this chicken sandwhich, and also that weird gummy shit.. ugh.. i could puke right about now.. so gross..

some people eat it like its nothing.. and im all like... ew......

 

I remember watching this video like 4 or 5 years ago. It's creepy as fuck. anyone else seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM"]Muffins - YouTube

 

"Privacy" is greatly overrated. imho, of COURSE.

Congrats, Tyrsons. Reliable warmth is only an installation project away.

I see a vegetarian in the making...

Creepy? I wish MY mommy had made blood muffins! She was a BAD mommy and I will make her some glass muffins right away...


I'm drinking shiraz and watching a movie written and directed by everyone's favorite international pervert and child molester, Woody Allen. Well okay, I realize that some people's favorite child molester is Roman Polanski, but come on, people, Woody is one of God's chosen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xegPAYN7HU"]Match Point - Trailer (Ponto Final) - Woody Allen - YouTube

 

they are not married only jackie not sarah