santa tracker

You can't track Santa. He uses a teleport machine.

Reindeer are SO 1940's.

Get with the times.

 

well you don't think one santa visits every home in the world do you? the motherfucker's been cloned SO many times by now.

 

HEY....Just A Minute "Ya Miserable Little Asswipe", I Can Handle People Who Come

Onto These Forums, And Insult Coloured People, Gays, People Based On

Appearence etc etc.

But One Thing I Will Not Tolerate Is Miserable, Pathetic, Excuses For A Human Being

Such As Yourself, Insulting My Beliefs In Santa....

Way Back When I Was Knee High To A Grasshopper My Parents Told Me The Story

Of This ONE Man Called Santa, That Visited EVERY Child On Earth...:sunny:

Although I Am Now All Grown Up And Middle Aged, I Have No Reason To Doubt

For One Second, What They Told Me....

Young Man, Iv'e A Good Mind To Fly Over There And Wash Your Mouth Out With

Soap And Water....



Cheers Glen.

 

when he was younger he used to do it all himself. he's only human after all. most people are retired by his age.

 

SANTA DOES NOT AGE Young Man, And Don't You Forget It......:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

he ages, but whenever an organ fails one of his clones has an unfortunate "accident..."

 

Santa in May..

 

When I was a little kid, I so firmly believed in that tracker that I would go into hysterics if we were at my grandma's too late. I really thought Santa was going to pass over because I wasn't home. Dammit did I get mad.

 

We always put this one when the kids were little. It was great as when he was getting near Canada, they knew they needed to go to bed.

I know it is all real because Santa still shows up each and every year.

 

they didn't even look alike. pfft.

 

it's all making sense now... http://sketchysantas.failblog.org/

 

funny.. i thought i made this same exact thread last year!

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=387023&highlight=santa+tracker&f=51

and today is xmas eve eve eve eve!!! :groupwave:

 

have you checked it??

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html


here he comes!!

:santa1:

:window:

 

Hope he doesn’t catch rift valley fever crossing africa’s largest geologic fault or he'll disappoint so many children


Hotwater

 

santa is made of magic. nothing bad ever happens to him.