congratulations smartass you can do math. you're the one who's new, so there's no way you could have understood the joke in the first place. which means you dont count. that leaves dronelore. one person. 2-1=1 hey what do ya know i can do math too! jackass. hopefully that post count of yours doesn't get too much higher...i don't look forward to you joining us here.
Everything looked like it was made out of living legos. My mind even tried to convince me I was in pain.
Wow apparently I struck a nerve eh? I wasn't trying to be a dick I just didn't like the fact that you called me new like that, like I was just a piece of shit just because I haven't posted as many times as you. But I guess everyone has to start at the bottom of the pole. If this doesn't change your mind about me I'll just live you alone.
I'm not really sure what strength mine was. These were the two first times I ever smoked it. 1. I was watching tv, and everything in my view became part of an octagon-like ferris wheel, like, there were eight of everything I could see, each nestled in a corner of an octagon, spinning around. And I felt like the carpet all around me had dissapeared except where I was sitting, and I felt like I was going to fall off into hell or something. Plus the guy on tv was talking to me, and I thought he was my dad, so I was yelling back. 2. I was laying on my bed smoking it, and then it seemed like my bed turned into a hammock, and it wouldn't stop spinning, and I thought my room was on fire, but I couldn't get the 'hammock' to stop moving. I don't feel much like doing it again anytime soon, or at least not alone.
nah man don't worry about it but i wasn't tryina be an ass by calling you new or anything i was just explaining why you wouldn't have understood the joke lots of threads are posted over and over on the same topic so sometimes when a thread like that pops up people reply to it with an answer involving the words "search button" in it, implying that they could have used it and read the hundreds of posts talking about it rather than starting a whole new one
lol nah man i could give a shit about that i was just pissed because he seemed to be acting like a dickhead. first with the thing about dronelore...then i tried ending it and he was a smartass with the whole math equation thing to correct me
Oh now I fully understand, thanks. I'm glad it didn't get any worse because I'm always bad at that type of thing. I'll try to help out any newbie who has the same problem I did. Back to the salvia stories shall we.
I did salvia a few years ago. I saw portraits of my friends' faces rotating around the window, then I was catapulted backwards on this intergalactic roller coaster out of that reality. As I was riding this thing out, I saw the room and everyone in it turn to plastic and fall over. While I was riding the coaster, one spirit from a group clustered around was explaining how I had entered true reality. They talked to me some more, then I died. I faded back into the room, now ethereal, blue, and completely empty and I experienced some crazy after death life remembrance. Then everything returned, including my ego, and I couldn't even communicate for the next 5 minutes. Pretty crazy.
if anyone is looking for the funniest salvia 20x trip on youtube gentlemen + ladies, i have found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqA6ibOI5Lg
my first time my friend told me it was regular weed and when it hit me i fell off the planet and thought i was a blank space of space in space...space space space
looks like he's having fun. so do these kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZrqGbUx1t0&NR=1 the second kid (like 4 or 5 mins in) laughs like woody woodpecker they all just laugh like mental patients
even better maybe the BEST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS4tvvFNIns&feature=related "what the fuck?!" seems to be a common theme
