Sal's new name

*shudder* That's... ICKY!

 

Truly Iago thou art honest! But my lighter? When did you steal that you thieving little man! Arise black vengeance! O Blood blood blood!

 

Ahhhhh! That scares the life out of me

 

I would gladly return it sir, but you couldn't fit it in YOUR pockets as they are filled with other people's lighters you randy old fire thief you!

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I must say it's only a lighter though... And if it makes you feel any better you can come over and choose from the 50 I have laying about my house... But NOT MY PINK FLOYD ZIPPO LIGHTER! Touch that and suffer the wrath of seeing Jake in a skirt

 

May a thousand bottles of Brandeburg rain upon your doorstep thou foul heathen....

 

Heeeeeeeeeey that's not very nice! C'mon now... kiss and make up... grieve over the lighter later!


Would someone be so kind to explain to me what 'randy' means?!

 

Short for Randolf, but also the emotion you and Matt experienced in the band room

 

Lighter smighter, let's not fight over things. Things Smings.

But did I not see Danny wiping his beard over breakfast the other day with one of your Ponchos Salman? The one with strawberries on it?

 

GOD WILL QUIT BRINGING THAT UP!!!!!!

But yes, thank you for the explination

 

Well at least I didn't put it in shop windows and post it through letterboxes, unlike a certain band member of Sarah's Bitches. Besides, you only have yourself to blame, well, and maybe Jake....

 

*acts as mediator*



Oooh look...I revised for humanities


STOP ARGUING

 

Well first off, I never named the band Sarah's Bitches just because you told me too! AND YOU gave the idea to Jake, and you should know him well enough to know that he's just like a lost little puppy, he'll follow you around everywhere and cling to every idea you give him! So it's all your fault!

 

I do believe I've given you plenty of dastardly plans too, maybe it's time for another one?

 

Well yeah, that's true. But I think the saga of this is over between Jake and us since he's leaving soon, so I think we just kinda decided to lay off... But then he'll probably have one the day before he leaves or something