Salman is no slag nor whippersnapper. He is a pillar of good values, encompassing charm, honesty and modesty in one man.
Honesty is a virtue the lord blessed upon me, may I be damned if I utter falsities about the great and noble Sal.
I've never heard the word whippersnapper to have that meaning! *confused* To me it's always meant a troublemaker/bully... that kinda person! Always the way I and the people around me have used it... Oh well I still stand by it
Do you guys want to hear sals middle name.. the middle name he always neglects to mention he has.. the middle name which you may not even exists... its the reason i call him goonface and it starts with H.. if you want to i shall tell you it (just to annoy him..)
My goodness me its the Salman fan club! I have a lighter once used by the great man himself, I will sell it to one of you star gazing indivduals for the good price of 10 pounds. Put money in thy purse!
A mouldy twiglet or a clutch of the Almighty dollar? The spirits of good business are calling to me...what are they saying...I can make out the words...NO...DEAL. C'mon, put money in thy purse! Its a rare item used by the superlative SAL-MAN. Bid bid bid!
i must say i am rather confusticated but i don't like worchestershire sauce flavoured twiglets and i have some left over...they don't taste very nice though...does anyone want them?
twiglets are snacks covered with marmite they look a bit twig ah marmite and twiglets and the heaven they bring
A mouldy twiglet is a twiglet which fell down the back of the sofa six months ago and when you discover it, it looks like it has things growing on it ... actually they look like that anyway, so how you'd be able to tell I'm not exactly sure.
Obviously, someone has put a picture of twiglets on the internet. Isn't technology great? I like the description of their taste as "like cheese burned onto feet" - that's pretty accurate! http://rjbs.manxome.org/projects/jgal/demo/igalish/twiglets.html
