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Don't lie to the nice people. Oh that's right. Charmin does that now huh? :X

 

Kiss my ass fucktard! Your just pissed because you are now second rate.

 

It's ok. I always knew you needed a douche bag in your life because you can't conquer a real man like myself.

 

Oh I could conquer you - but don't worry you would enjoy every minute of it.

 

You couldn't conquer a cabbage patch kid. Get real.

 

it's so cute when you pretend to be a tough badass. When really you're just a softy.

 

tread carefully. the nicest guys are often the mosto dangerous

 

oh you mean because they are usually dishonest bastards? I already knew that.

 

Don't talk about Charmin like that. It's not very nice you know.

 

When have I ever been nice?

 

That time I broke both my arms and you wiped my ass for me for a solid month