Speaking of which, yesterday I was standing outside of work smoking a cigar and my boss walks out there and says, "Are you sure you're allowed to be out of the building? I'm gonna call and check with your p.o."
yeah I did. Told him that was really funny cominig from the guy who has to check with his wife before he wipes his ass.
She's been her for almost as long as I have altogether. I was making a joke that she's not here enough.
I do. Fucker. Don't make a joke of it. you're my original HF friend. way back from the days i pushed you in the mud and made you blush so bad people asked you questions at school.