RT: First Impressions (game)

Will you still let me play with your boobs? haha

Well you said first impressions! I was mostly focused on how pretty I thought you were and that you seemed like a girl who knew how to have fun.

 

sex jokes are easy, and hitting on people tends to either make them go away because it's akward, stay because it's funny, or stay because they're interested. it's a win/win/win.

 

mamaKC : she either can hold you to her full bosom and rock you into a peaceful sleep or kick you in the ass so hard you feel it in your teeth.

 

But I dont want you to like me, so see? It all works out in the end

Edit: Boog, really is the definition of eccentric. Im sure she makes good vegan cookies too

 

( thinks of ways to get Bella's husband out to sea more often..)

Bella - initial thoughts.Likes the sun and drinks lots of coca cola.
Was a cheerleader in school.Would get on with me.(especially if she still had her cheerleader costume )
Very all American.

 

that's just beautiful. thanks.

boog: odd. really funny. odd. really nice. odd. conservative where one should be.

 

hahaaaaaaaa. You're hillarious! I had to return my uniforms, but I have pics posted somewhere in the forums, but I was a minor then, so you'd be a sick pup.

 

bella: creative, thoughtful, compassionate where it counts.. but don't double cross her cause she'll fuck you up!

 

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I am very happily married, but I think this is what society shoudl do.
I woman shoudl say she's ready to get married, her suitors should meet her ont he beach ring in tow. Then she knows who's down for the real deal and can pick.
A notice should go out in alumni mags, mayspace-everywhere.
So someone can be like 'oh shit, I loved her in second grade'.
Then, they should date while engaged to make sure it will work, of not, do it all over again-the boy line-up that is.
Sorry, neck still hurts and can't turn it-waked and baked.

 

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Ah - Friend.

-The future winner of the quote of the year.
-A fine guy.
-The most interesting poster of the place.
-A big cock but is waiting for surgery for cock reduction.

 

I've lost EVEVRY fist fight I've been in, even the one I started ): . I am pretty much nice to everyone in person, but I think we all say things on here we would never say in=person.
Boogabah-Honestly I thought you and Warmhanded Cnadian were trying to take my man lol so i didn't like you.
Then I realized I was paraniod and you are adorable and funny and light hearted and a lot of things I need to be more of.

 

ok.

u can still play with my boobs.

 

did mean * university* cheerleader
Do u drink lots of coke too ?( its my bizarre picture of California btw)

Authentique 2nd impression - secretly likes locking poor defenceless guys in cages in her basement.And forcing *them* to sew things...

(Like+dislike, love+hate- same coin , differnt sides )

 

Yay, see? You still love me.

 

Loves toast and beer, Reads mystery and philosophy novels,the type of man that could talk a woman into his car or the other side of the bar on a whim, and proud to be english

 

LOL, this is kinda true

 

Can they do cock reductions?-for reals?.