roommates

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

    I can't stand my roommate anymore. I wish I had my own place or at least have a roommate I like.. like.. we get along.. but.. she's just rude.. and she's talking on the phone 24/7. I'm super nice and polite and complacent but she's just the opposite. It's like I don't exist.. like she's living alone in our room.

    Advice? I don't really wanna fight with her (or anyone).
     
  2. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I've not had a roommate since I was forced by rule live in a dorm my first year at FSU. Hated it.

    Kill her and make it look like a suicide, you'll get straight A's for the semester. :D
     
  3. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    thats what i was gonna say...
     
  4. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    That's because super smart people like us think alike.
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    don't forget good looking
    super smart good looking people like us think alike
     
  6. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

  7. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    That was a given. [​IMG]
     
  8. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

    tell her that dirty foreigner to go back to whichever country she came from..

    oh wait.
     
  9. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

    hahaha.. go the fuck back to Ghana!

    ..and she'll tell me to go the fuck back to France..
     
  10. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Do you have an Ipod to drown her out?

    Or you can drown her in a Ipond.:leaving:
     
  11. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

    yeah.. I don't know what I haven't thought of that before.. maybe because the music on my iPod sucks :/
     
  12. Do you have a bathtub to drown her in?

    Edit: Goddamn you and your fucking edit.
     
  13. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

    haha I wish I had a bathtub :(

    I really, REALLY wanna take a bath
     
  14. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Haha sorry.
     
  15. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Try some classical music and smooth jazz while you're studying. It's good background but not too distracting.
     
  16. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

    oh I've given up trying to study or do any work in my room.. I'll just have to go to the library
     
  17. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I could never study in the library. Always made me drowsy.
     
  18. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    i cant fucking stand my roommate either. shes stinky and obnoxious
    mind you, right now im not too happy at my bf who i also live with, but then im in a bitchy mood
     
  19. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    Beat her face into a bloody pulp with the phone whilst quoting passages from the bible.
     

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