roommates

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I can't stand my roommate anymore. I wish I had my own place or at least have a roommate I like.. like.. we get along.. but.. she's just rude.. and she's talking on the phone 24/7. I'm super nice and polite and complacent but she's just the opposite. It's like I don't exist.. like she's living alone in our room.

    Advice? I don't really wanna fight with her (or anyone).
     
  2. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    I've not had a roommate since I was forced by rule live in a dorm my first year at FSU. Hated it.

    Kill her and make it look like a suicide, you'll get straight A's for the semester. :D
     
  3. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    thats what i was gonna say...
     
  4. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    That's because super smart people like us think alike.
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    don't forget good looking
    super smart good looking people like us think alike
     
  6. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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  8. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    That was a given. [​IMG]
     
  9. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    tell her that dirty foreigner to go back to whichever country she came from..

    oh wait.
     
  10. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    hahaha.. go the fuck back to Ghana!

    ..and she'll tell me to go the fuck back to France..
     
  11. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Do you have an Ipod to drown her out?

    Or you can drown her in a Ipond.:leaving:
     
  12. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    yeah.. I don't know what I haven't thought of that before.. maybe because the music on my iPod sucks :/
     
  13. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Do you have a bathtub to drown her in?

    Edit: Goddamn you and your fucking edit.
     
  14. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    haha I wish I had a bathtub :(

    I really, REALLY wanna take a bath
     
  15. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Haha sorry.
     
  16. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Try some classical music and smooth jazz while you're studying. It's good background but not too distracting.
     
  17. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    oh I've given up trying to study or do any work in my room.. I'll just have to go to the library
     
  18. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    I could never study in the library. Always made me drowsy.
     
  19. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    i cant fucking stand my roommate either. shes stinky and obnoxious
    mind you, right now im not too happy at my bf who i also live with, but then im in a bitchy mood
     
  20. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Beat her face into a bloody pulp with the phone whilst quoting passages from the bible.
     

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