roommates

I can't stand my roommate anymore. I wish I had my own place or at least have a roommate I like.. like.. we get along.. but.. she's just rude.. and she's talking on the phone 24/7. I'm super nice and polite and complacent but she's just the opposite. It's like I don't exist.. like she's living alone in our room.

Advice? I don't really wanna fight with her (or anyone).

 

I've not had a roommate since I was forced by rule live in a dorm my first year at FSU. Hated it.

Kill her and make it look like a suicide, you'll get straight A's for the semester.

 

thats what i was gonna say...

 

That's because super smart people like us think alike.

 

don't forget good looking
super smart good looking people like us think alike

 

Here's a suggestion:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087010/

 

wow

 

That was a given.

 

tell her that dirty foreigner to go back to whichever country she came from..

oh wait.

 

hahaha.. go the fuck back to Ghana!

..and she'll tell me to go the fuck back to France..

 

Do you have an Ipod to drown her out?

Or you can drown her in a Ipond.:leaving:

 

yeah.. I don't know what I haven't thought of that before.. maybe because the music on my iPod sucks :/

 

Do you have a bathtub to drown her in?

Edit: Goddamn you and your fucking edit.

 

haha I wish I had a bathtub

I really, REALLY wanna take a bath

 

Haha sorry.

 

Try some classical music and smooth jazz while you're studying. It's good background but not too distracting.

 

oh I've given up trying to study or do any work in my room.. I'll just have to go to the library

 

I could never study in the library. Always made me drowsy.

 

i cant fucking stand my roommate either. shes stinky and obnoxious
mind you, right now im not too happy at my bf who i also live with, but then im in a bitchy mood

 

Beat her face into a bloody pulp with the phone whilst quoting passages from the bible.