Rookie Druggie **HELP**

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nah don't breathe out ur nose, just ur mouth.

just blow it away from you to get less smoke aruond you then spray cologne or big sweatshirt over

 

Meth is bad for you

 

Just find 4 hours where you will not have any worries. And i wouldn't bother trying to meditate, i know that would have been impossible for me my first time. i was completely flipped upside down. But then again, i didn't know i was stoned until about 5 bowls went by of some pretty high grade bud. so i was really flipping out. So just enjoy the experience. And don't EXPECT anything, because it definetly wont be what you expected.

 

keep in mind that weed will help you approach meditating in a different way, so you see it in a different way. at least for me, seeing something from many different viewpoints is a good way of understanding it. but dont let weed become "the way." it´s a tool and can be useful, but needs to be treated with respect.
sorry for getting off on a tangent, there. defintely try meditating while high. try doing A LOT of different things while high, lol.

as for your clothes not smelling, scented oils really help. but it might not be a good idea to first start wearing nag champa or patchouli oil right as you´re first smoking. too many people associate those smells (from burnt inscense) with smoking weed. start wearing a scented oil that you like (put a little dab "here and there" on your clothes and skin - not too much!) normally and then it´ll just be "normal" for you to smell like that. otherwise, smoking outside will take care of it. all you´ll have to worry about from there is the smell on your breath and hands/fingers.


and about having long hair and finding weed....
I had dreads for almost 6 years and was CONSTANTLY asked if i had any weed to sell/if i could find any. REALLY fucking annoying. i´d even be at work and strangers would ask me - or on a bike ride, cruisin´ around real fast when someone flags me down like there´s a problem, then asks if i have any weed they could buy. wtf?
so to ask someone if they know of any weed because they have long hair and/or dreads will probably make them less inclined to help you out. unless they have long hair/dreads just for the sake of weed... but you´re better off not getting involved with them.
dont make contact with people who are dumb about the whole drug thing. if they get busted, you´re at risk simply for knowing the guy.

 

dude if this is your first time and you do it right i dont think youll be able to meditate. also like that other guy said - dont expect anything. just let it happen. i remember my first time i expected it to be awesome (it was my best time smokin so far too) but the next day it didnt feel like anything that great. but my second time when i knew what it felt like i was like this is awesome

 

if your really 14 then I say dont do it. Your still growing, and the last thing you need to do to your body is smoke/do a drug. Wait untill your older so you will view things differently. 14 is way to young to be doing things like weed

 

Yeah but obviously your not to smart to begin with considering you cant spell for shit. Or type for that matter.

Chances are you wont get high the first time, especially if you have never smoked anything before. You said you were going to smoke in your house when people were gone. I do that, but considering its your first time and how strict your parents are, id either smoke in your backyard then go inside, or walk to a park.

If I where you heres what I would do. Go to youtube, and look up how to make a gravity bong. That is the best way to get high your first time, since is preatty damn hard to inhale the wrong way. Take a bucket and a your new bong and fill it up outback. Some probually a gram between the two of you so youll be sure to get high. Empty the bucket and put it by your door right away so you dont forget...you WILL forget. Spray some axe, pop a piece of gum in your mouth and take a walk around the block. Keep the lid to the soda bottle cause thats the hard part to make, and dump the actually bottle in a dumpster on your walk. That will get rid of the smell for sure. When you get home, change your shirt just in case and enjoy. And finally try to exhale with the wind so it dosent blow back onto you.

All that really is complete overkill, but hey, you said you couldent get caught. If you dont have more than 2 hours post smoking before you have to see family/friends, id buy some visene and put a couple drops in as well.

 

I really appreciate your concern, but it strikes me as funny that you're only 1 year old than I am. (I'm 15 in 2 weeks.)

 

What i would do if I were you is, definitely smoke out of a pipe.
easiest way, basically no way you can fuck that up.
you can make one easy as hell out of a pop can, just google search "coke can pipe"
while probably not that good for you, I've done it many times and am not retarted yet : )
It's easy to make, and you can ditch it somewhere outside after youre done.
perfect noobie smoking device.
also, I would definitely smoke outside if I were you.
I smoke inside, and there are a lot of precautions you have to take to not get busted. but yeah your first time, you wanna be outside.
being with friends helps alot
MUSIC
FOOD
MOVIES/GAMES
FRIENDS
are staples here bro
lol.
also, frisbee at the park is always fun as hell.(if you got the energy)
hope this helps.
go have some adventures lol

 

Don't do this^^^

Google "Apple Pipe"

and if you do end up making a can pipe, please dont "ditch it somewhere outside after youre done."... use a trash can.

 

dude if you are still wondering about the clothes just put them in your bathroom for 30 an hour with the fan on

dude let us know how it went when you do it!!!

 

yeah really status report lol

 

Situation 1:

"do you smoke weed?"
"no"
"me either just asking"

Situation 2:
"do you smoke weed?"
"yes"
"cool you get it from anyone around here?"

I smoked for months before my mom found out and during those months many times i would talk to her while high and she had no clue. One time i even blanked out completely, I had to concentrate so hard to act normal and almost failed. Once she knew i was a smoker she was able to tell a couple times.. but other times not. She is extremely closed minded about it.

As for smell... don't smoke in your room unless you put a towel up to the crack in the door and spray a few sprays of cologne. Then you have to take a nap or something because if you open the door it will smell in the hallway... so do this only at night. Open the windows if you can unless its ice cold. If you open while smoking and blow the smoke out the window the smell will be greatly reduced. No matter what though your room itself will smell like weed for one or two days but you have to be inside your room to smell it so it depends if your mom is the type to come in and clean or something... if you share your room with your brother then n/m.

As for the marijuana high... I think it would be better left as a surprise but don't expect the most amazing experience in the universe. The lower your expectations are the more likely you are to have the experience.... exceed your expectations...

P.s. I am happy to hear that you have changed stances on an issue. It takes an intelligent person to break free from ideas taught to him or her as a child... esspecially moral things (but to a much greater degree religious beliefs).

 

all i can say is dont get caught. your parents seem real strict. also your brother "fucked up his life" by smoking weed probably cuz he got caught and your parents are real strict right? so i would say if you want to do it, do it but dont make it a daily/weekly thing cuz you WILL get caught sooner or later.

i remember i got caught wiht a lighter on my third or fourth time cuz i forgot and left it right there on the table. yea, you forget a lot of stuff while high....