Rhymes or Reason

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  1. BJintheUK

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    Oh, by the way, my reference to changing the flooring in my trailer doesn't mean I live in one. No, I live in a normal 3 bed semi, but I have a 6ft x 3ft metal and wood trailer that I use for carrying lots of heavy stuff around, and the plywood floor on it rotted out. So I had to replace it before any of the heavy items I use it for fell right through.

    Just thought I'd clear that up before it became a misunderstanding.
     
  2. BJintheUK

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    Busy busy busy the day's been so busy, I hardly slept this afternoon! :-^ Well, it rained in the end, so I couldn't do much anyway except look out the window, but I was so busy looking I fell asleep without realising it. That's my excuse anyway, so there.

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    Balance in all things

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    "It's a difficult balance!" the little man said
    as he walked the tightrope far above
    and though he made it all look easy
    I knew for him it was a labour of love

    'Why would anyone want to do that?' I wondered
    looking up at the speck in the blue
    'I mean, having to do that balancing act
    what's he think he's got to prove?'

    then I answered myself in dulcet tones
    'He does it because he can you know'
    well that may be so
    but what if I could eat molten lead
    would I want to? I don't think so

    instead I'd live inside my head
    it's nice and warm and cozy there
    where only I can share the bed
    that is if there's some room to spare

    but doing plainly stupid things
    that risk both life and limb
    are not the kind of thing that springs
    to mind as in a dream
    for though it may be exhilarating
    to be able to look down
    I really don't like heights you know
    I'd rather be here on the ground

    so after watching the little man
    as he swayed and twitched and shook
    up there in the air on his rope of steel
    he can keep it, yes he can

    coz if I did it I'd make sure to have a safety hook
    that curled around the rope that spanned
    the chasm before I undertook
    to cross the void, I would avoid
    all risk to my own skin
    I'd cower down and wander round
    on hands and knees but with a grin

    so that's the tale I'd like to tell
    believe it if you will
    but if you don't believe it, well
    the world won't end now will it

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    See you tomorrow :)
     
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  3. BJintheUK

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    Here's one you may not have heard of. When I was young my mum took me to Blaise Castle, where every year they held a fair, or fayre, however you wish to spell it. Today's ditty is about that fair.

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    Goram's

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    Goram the giant looked around
    his one eye blinking he loudly groaned
    "Where's my wife?" he rumbled deeply
    "She should be here!" he blinked again

    sitting there upon his throne he
    watched the people milling around
    but when he spoke the people froze
    to hear such words spoken so loud

    behind the tents and generators
    all the children ran and screamed
    no-one expected him to speak
    the giant with one enormous eye

    he was the centre of attention
    the mythic giant for all to see
    who sat bethroned upon a cushion
    and offered up a guarantee

    a promise of fun and lots of laughs
    upon the green where everyone
    with cameras ready snapped photographs
    of the giant who sat in contemplation

    he normally smiled for the milling crowds
    who came each year to pay a visit
    they wouldn't expect to see him frown
    though right now that's what he was doing

    he missed his missus, where'd she go?
    he looked around but couldn't see her
    she should stand out, she'd tower over
    everyone excepting Goram of course

    so although he stayed he kept on looking
    hoping she'd just reappear but
    after days of waiting for her
    eventually everything had shut

    the roustabouts now all moved in
    and struck the tents with loving care
    soon the whole was packed away
    t'was the end of another Goram's Fayre

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    Goram was a 15ft giant who sat on a chair at the entrance to the fair. It was called 'Goram's Fair' after him. I can still see him in my mind's eye, sitting in an enormous chair and smiling down on the crowds of people who used to visit the fair every year. For some reason I remember him with one eye, but I can't find any pictures of him on the internet to confirm this.

    See you tomorrow, on Frixxxxxday!! :)
     
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  4. BJintheUK

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    Sorry for the delay, but yesterday I was working in Wales and didn't get home till gone 10pm. By the time I'd uloaded the car and had my tea it was time for bed. So here's yesterday's poem.

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    Unusual sight

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    Suddenly one summer when the rain was warm
    I looked out from the cover of my brolly
    to see a sight I'd never seen before
    for there was a five legged doggy

    "Woof!" he said as my jaw hit the ground
    he just wandered away without looking around
    'I wonder how he does it?' I thought then I frowned
    to think how he uses a tree

    I mean, a fifth limb must get in the way
    you know when he cocks up his leg
    perhaps he just doesn't care where it goes
    but it might be interesting to see

    and also how does he sit up and beg
    with three legs and a tail on the ground
    mind you it would make a fortune I bet
    with lots of curious people around

    with smartphones and cameras selfies would abound
    they'd all want a photo to send all around
    to their friends and their families wherever they be
    meanwhile I think I might try to catch him and see

    if he's chipped, has an owner or significant other
    you know someone waiting at home, like his mother
    I wonder if his siblings have five legs as well
    I s'pose there's only really one way to tell

    so I'll follow him and see where he leads for a while
    then I'll collar him and walk him home with a smile
    and feed him and name him and give him a bed
    coz I reckon he could earn a fortune

    though I know I would be importuning with him
    to scam all the tourists and make them all pay
    to see such a sight and then selfie with him
    it'd pay for his food and his bedding each day

    I just hope his furry coat he's not shedding
    I'm allergic to fur and feathers you see
    I come out in hives if they're ever close to me
    and my eyes go all puffy and watery too
    so perhaps after all the best thing to do
    is just let him go on about his business, toodle-oo

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    See you. With luck I'll post up today's poem later. :)
     
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  5. BJintheUK

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    Tired today after yesterday's exertions over in Wales. Never mind, here's a short ditty about May

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    May the first

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    "May the first be a blessing
    and the second one too
    and the third and all subsequent
    babies for you!"

    said the old fortune teller
    as she sat in her tent
    to the anxious young couple
    during their appointment

    she smiled as she told them
    then held out her hand
    they knew what was expected
    and passed her some coins

    they rose for their leaving
    and their hands they both joined
    knowing they might conceive
    in the fullness of time

    then beaming from ear to ear
    they opened the flap
    and skipped out together
    without looking back

    the wizened old lady now smiled to herself
    another girl happy and not left on the shelf
    who knows if she'll fall, perhaps it's just luck
    of the draw to conceive the next time they....."!"

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    See you tomorrow! :)
     
  6. BJintheUK

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    Sunday today, and it was shopping (groan!). Never mind, we got lots of food in so we won't need to do it again for a few days. Then there was a Grand Prix on the telly this evening. So we watched and once again Lewis did some amazing overtaking moves to prove once more that he's the best there is, or ever has been, in the driving seat of a Formula 1 racing car.

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    Grand Prix

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    A flash of red, a flash of white
    a flash of blue then it's out of sight
    the sound of thunder flashing past
    the blurred wheels shine they spin so fast

    the race is on to take the flag
    don't hang around, no time to lag
    behind the leaders as they stream
    around the track with engines screaming

    the smell of burning rubber spreads
    all through the crowd as turning heads
    follow all the action as it
    passes by the stands each lap

    the tension rises will he won't he
    overtake this time around
    the leaders bunch toward turn one
    the tyres screech as brakes come on

    the people stand up in their seats
    to try to get a better view
    as drivers dice with danger fleeting
    seconds later he's got through

    then off into the distance weaving
    side to side as power comes in
    they drag race on to the next corner
    will one of the drivers spin

    who knows? That's all a part of racing
    lends excitement to the day
    as cars and drivers strain to be
    the best and take the points away

    the points that can make all the difference
    to how much money each team gets
    for that's the way their teams are financed
    similar to winning bets

    and soon the circus will move on
    to open up another day
    another race another country
    and more hard work to earn their pay

    and all the time the ones at home
    sit back and watch it on the telly
    they don't get the atmosphere
    they don't get to smell the smells

    they only live vicariously
    the thrill of racing on the track
    until they try it for themselves
    they'll never fully understand
    the pumping of adrenaline
    to hear your pulse in your own ears
    to feel the bumps in every corner
    to conquer your own primal fears

    to live the edge is another life
    like balancing on the point of a knife
    it all happens in the blink of an eye
    when you can only do or die

    so take your life into your hands
    throw it in with all your might
    with luck if you just take a chance
    you could come through into the light

    the day is here the day is gone
    another memory to be
    tucked away and all along
    you know you'll win eventually

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    See you Moonday! :)
     
  7. BJintheUK

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    Well, what a day? Started off nice, but gradually deteriorated into a bit of a storm.

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    The storm

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    The third of May was a lovely day
    it started dry and sunny
    but by noon it was becoming grey
    and by evening it was windy

    the wind and rain are out there now
    pummelling the trees and bushes
    I feel for the pigeons and doves and how
    do they feel when the weather gushes

    the rain is cold the wind as well
    it's not a nice place to think about
    I wish I could offer a place to dwell
    where the birds could wait the storm out

    but sadly I don't have such a thing
    so they have to take their chances
    perhaps they'll get behind a tree trunk
    to hide from the whipping branches

    I watched from the window as the light went
    and the night blew in on the breeze
    the darkness fell like a tolling bell
    to warn the birds they could freeze

    let's hope they don't just pass away
    the life sucked out like a vacuum
    as the chill factor takes their warmth away
    leaving nothing but icy cold and gloom

    tomorrow it'll be Star Wars day
    May the fourth be with them
    will they still be sky walkers and fly away
    or will there just be mayhem

    with broken wings and scattered feathers
    spread all over the grass
    to witness the end of more small lives
    sometimes fate can be so crass

    I really hope that's not the case
    and that the pigeons and doves survive
    I love to watch them eating each day
    I really like to see them thrive

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    May the fourth be with you tomorrow!!! :)
     
  8. BJintheUK

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    Did you know that the fourth of May was famous well before Star Wars came on the scene? Back around 1970 Al Stewart wrote and sang a song called 'Night of the 4th of May', all about breaking up and then getting back together with his girlfriend

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    May the fourth be with you!

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    May fourth came and May fourth went
    and I can't say I noticed much difference
    it's not as if Luke Skywalker sent
    his regards or made an appearance

    but the birds are still there I'm happy to say
    they're still flying around in the garden
    making a mess of the bird table today
    as they've always done without leave or pardon

    so I guess we had our own 'sky walkers' who
    entertained us throughout the day
    and though Luke didn't turn up to play
    the birds still turned up at the rendezvous

    by this evening the table was empty
    it seems that the birds were all hungry
    I think last night the wind blew the seeds away
    so today they stuffed their small furry bodies

    it was funny watching them trying to fly
    with full tums and gusting breezes
    sometimes they didn't quite make it aloft
    and just fluttered around looking quite helpless

    still they've now got some energy into their bods
    they'll soon be chasing each other around
    mating season's started and they're funny to watch
    as they run through the grass on the still rain wet ground

    tomorrow they'll do the same as today
    they'll swoop down to land on the table
    and peck at the food lying there on the tray
    that I fill up whenever I'm able

    it costs me some money each week to do this
    but I don't mind the cost
    without the birds visiting each day I'd miss
    their presence, and I'd feel the loss

    so for now anyway I'll continue to feed
    the birds of the local community
    and watch as they satisfy their daily needs
    and enjoy their constant activity

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    See you tomorrow, on May Fifth! Oh, that's my wedding anniversary. How many years is it? Lots. :)
     
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    Sorry I have been away for a week.
    So much to read and enjoy. Xxx
     
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    As it's my wedding anniversary today I've taken the executive decision to give the poetry a rest for the day. However, normal service should be resumed tomorrow, so keep an eye out for fresh odes as of Thursday.
     
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    Congratulations xxxx
    I would have done you a thread.
    Enjoy.
    Tomorrow is Thrustday. X
     
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    Congratulations xxxx
    I would have done you a thread.
    Enjoy.
    Tomorrow is Thrustday. X
     
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    Congratulations xxxx
    I would have done you a thread.
    Enjoy.
    Tomorrow is Thrustday. X
     
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    Well, as promised, normal service has been resumed. Here's today's offering

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    The winds of change

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    It's nearly dark
    the daily ark of light has run
    its race is over
    so now it sleeps
    as do we who toil beneath it
    our energy sapped
    we must relax
    our time moves on
    another turn of the wheel
    and fortune will appear
    as fate and hope
    do battle around us
    will we fail
    or perhaps prevail
    the winds of change
    blow their own way

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    See you Frixxxxxxxday! :)
     
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    Cold and back achy today, but never mind, here's today's offering.

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    Quiet spirit

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    Looking out over the peaceful lake
    the steady ripples of the quiet water
    dark under the cloud filled sky
    ripples that have always moved
    every day since the lake first filled

    one day I'll be like those ripples
    restless moving ever onward
    not in this body, but in bright spirit
    as ghostly as the wind
    and as free as the air

    I wonder if you will join me there
    we can skim reality and pass
    through solid walls like light through glass
    and rush through space faster than light
    to the perfect dark of everlasting night

    yet when we've touched all of creation
    we can return to watch the living
    and wait as countless lives move on
    till those will join us by and by

    for we cannot just touch the sky
    when we've passed on we'll reach
    the eternal plane the perfect high

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    See you Saturn Day!! :)
     
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    Thanks, BJ
    I LIKE saturnday but Scatterday is my silly saying xxxxx
     
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    Stuff to do and things to read, but I found the time this evening to knock up a few words. Which is not to say that I made them pregnant (snigger snigger :) ) but you know what I mean. Here they are, the words, the beautiful words, the perfect words, that when let loose can start or end wars, and cause people to want to live or want to die. Wow! Heavy stuff eh? Never mind, have a read of what's below.

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    The Beauty Bell

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    Hark, is that the bell I hear?
    The bell of beauty that when it rings
    sends out wonder and a smile
    to all who hear it, all who know
    that beauty is not just in the skin
    but what lies beneath, and within

    the beauty that shines for all to see
    the blind the deaf and you and me
    we know when beauty is really there
    it's not just in the lips or hair

    it's written in the body moves
    the way in which they seem serene
    they glide through life yet always care
    for others less well off than they are
    the lonely ones who miss the call

    the people who through life's travails
    don't enjoy the rapt attention
    of those who see beyond the veil
    and reach within to find perfection
    hidden in plain sight

    their lives are always lived at night
    with no bright sun to light their world
    no spotlight there to pick them out
    or bell to ring to bring the adoration
    they desire so much

    with little confidence they breathe
    and move through life unseen
    they never make the move to gain
    the heart of those of whom they dream
    so live their whole time unfulfilled
    until they pass beyond

    beyond the gate of consciousness
    into the world unknown, where
    beauty may not hold the sway
    it holds with us here every day

    where the bell rings and brings our senses
    to the fore to try and capture
    for ourselves the vision of
    those pure and unique creatures
    the ones whose beauty we perceive
    from when we're born till when we leave

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    See you tomorrow. :)
     
  18. You took mine...Lol
     
  19. Here's to you and here's to me. May we never disagree. But if we do, here's to me.
     
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  20. BJintheUK

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    Lewis did it again! Only two more wins to get his ton up! If he does that he'll be the first Formula 1 driver ever to do so!!! :)

    Anyway, here's today's offering.

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    Strategy

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    "So where do we go from here?" he asked
    and looked the other in the eye
    "We had success in the past" he said
    "yet now it seems to pass us by"

    "I know what you mean" the other one said
    "you're right we seem to be losing it,
    but I don't see how we can pull it back
    knowing what we both know now!"

    He nodded his head in agreement
    then dropped his eyes in despair
    it looked like the best time was over
    and now they were going nowhere

    so he slowly turned away
    and shook his head in sorrow
    it was all over for today
    but there was still tomorrow

    tomorrow the day that never comes
    it's always there in the future
    to give us hope of something new
    that changes what's in the picture

    raising his eyes he slowly thought
    of where they should be headed
    if they didn't want to lose the edge
    it's the one thing that he dreaded

    the fear of failure haunted him
    knowing what could happen
    if they did the wrong thing
    termination could be sudden

    for though he knew his strategy
    was designed to deliver a win
    he knew it could be touch and go
    and all decided on a whim

    so thinking carefully he said
    "I think we need to go
    back to where we started
    moving with the flow
    and think it through all over again
    as though from the beginning
    coz if we don't I'm pretty sure
    it'll stop our team from winning!"

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    See you Moooooonday! :)
     
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    Wonderful to read as always. X
     

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