Rhymes or Reason

Whatever comes first.
I may a have thirst
To scribble some thought
On some things I bought
Too many eggs
I need some new pegs
My bath is now run
I don't have a gun
I have no idea
Why I am acting so queer
Must be the time
When I want some wine

Add any of what comes out your head. lol
Make sure you add before I need bed

 

Before I need bed
I turn all red
and need a beer with a good head

 

Not sure what to say.
I wish that I was good at this.
I will think more about how to play.
While I am having a nice long...

 

I will get you both as mad as me
Posting nonsense is the key. Lol

 

There once was a man from Nantucket.....

 

Who carried his turd in a bucket

 

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a bleep so long he could bleep it. He said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a bleep I could bleep it."

 

I never heard that version....hahahahaha!

 

I bought some pants from Happy Sam
He said they'd last a year.
Now I face my finds from the front
Because of the hole in the rear.

 

Yay you got it
Prix put his in a socket

 

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Frixday is my day of kisses
I don't care if you have a missus
I guess most members knows
I will catch you all and take off your clothes
So later when the wine is flowing
You might get something rising and showing


LOL

 

I hate queueing, yes I do
They get too close, they have no clue
Then in store they pass so near
They all forgot about the fear
Some have masks, some have none
Some will distance, others run
I guess, we all have had enough
We only want to buy our stuff
The customers buying loads of booze
To drown their sorrows, we paid our dues

 

Frixday is the day of Chocolate Milk.
Frixday night is the night of Sinful Silk.

 

hahahaha ..... laughing ;p

 

Now, now Silk is a name for a barrister. lol

 

There is a barrister called Silk? How on earth can such establishments keep straight faced with someone like that around?

 

No you daft thing. When they Qualify THEY are called Silk. lol

I know a little Pussy cat, RAINBOW is his name
He likes to tease, and fool around, I can guess his game
Banter shared on every turn, that makes it so much fun
But then we often have each other, often on a run