Yes, you! *points out of the screen at the reader* This thread was briefly mildly amusing when it started, but we all got bored of it pretty quickly. Partly because the whole point of it is that it will fall into disuse and eventually its existence will have been forgotten by everyone (yep, including me) - until the day when it's re-discovered by someone randomly browsing old random thoughts threads and chuckling ironically at some of the oh-so-hilarious titles. Thankyou, dear reader, for reviving this pointless one-joke rubbish. And now, a word from our sponsors: