Revenge.

So I have this coworker who everyones mean too. So today I was thinking I should try to be nicer to him.

And then today he tried to convert me to Jesus, suggested I go to his brothers karate gym, (which is a joke on several levels) and asked me to help him unload something... then left for the day.

So I typed up a little thing to put on craisglist erotic services...

I'm not sending it because I'm the nicest man in the world.

 

Sadly, a lot of the people that get victimized in work and school situations are often assholes themselves.

I wouldn't post that either, but god would it make you popular.

 

the differance between you and i spence is...i would have hit send

 

You're a total loser if you don't post that.

 

Someone did that to the forum member Pink Floyd a while back
She was getting all these calls for erotic massages

 

I need guidance sea monster. I have no moral compass.

Is this right or wrong?

 

I would probably save it for someone who really deserved it

Though I hate when people try to convert others to Christianity with passion

 

It's not the first time...

I'm trying to balance the meanness of it versus how funny it would be.

 

he sounds like the sorta guy who'd report it to the cops. keep it for someone with a sense of humor.

 

Better to do it with a coworker I like eh?

I know just the guy!

 

awesome.

 

YEah. Remind me never to post one of those "late night/early morning, drunken, I'm bored and lonely, here's my number somebody call me" threads...

 

i know, right? i've only got a few people with my number.

 

Only people selling things in Banglore, India have mine

 

i lol'd so hard i choked.

 

you bring up s&m; you could have gone a lot farther with that than "tell me I'm the only one in the world".

 

I dunno. I think that's the funniest part.

For some reason romance and spankings together makes me happy.

Don't judge me.

 

LOL was it really that funny?

 

Well four responses so far.

Tim's going to have quite a night.

 

I think you would get more responses if you played up some dom/sub thing, though.