Replacement Replacement Random Facts Thread

I just got in a fight with my girlfriend because she gave me shit because I was eating bread on the couch and she didnt want crumbs. What the f?@*?*&%$?*&%$#@!?
What am I...8?

This is fucking annoying. I learned I may be losing my job this week, and I think I'm going to move the f%@& out of here too. Might as well flip my whole world around while I'm at it. Can't take this nagging anymore.

 

Thank god i'm single

 

Single is cool but so fucking lonely.

 

I just hope its a myth that all women are like this

 

Very true

 

i was at the lake and something bit my neck..dont know what kind of bug it was but it sure left a mess my hand was full of blood :ack2:

 

You sure you didn't get shot?

 

single is dangerous...

there are tons of people out there with no one and no real reason to live..no responsibilities ...just wasting time waiting for someone to piss them off so bad they go berserk and...

well ive said too much...

 

im pretty sure yes

 

Lol, you should see my house right now, crumbs everywhere

 

hahahahahhaa

I'M COMING OVER
lol

 

crumbs u say?. here come the crackhead..

 

Lol, yeah man switch it up.
Is this girl living at your place? I be like bitch I like crumbs

 

My ex used to moan at me for not cleaning. I threw crumbs at him... Never saw him again.

 

Crumbs cause antz

 

Hoover's hoover ants up

(or vaccumes, country depending)

 

Hell no I'm living at her place. This shit wouldnt fly at my place. This is a shitty predicament I've put myself in. Since the house is hers she kinda has the final word on everything. When we started dating she was in the process of buying a house. I kept for a while and finally moved in with her this summer.

Worse. Shit. Ever.

 

nope


worst shit ever is when she moves in with you into your house


and then leaves with half of everything

 

Yeah this is probably true. Thanks for putting things into perspective. I guess this week has just been totally fucked. My career is very potentially going down the toilet, my relationship as well, I dont really have a place to go, and my car AND motorcycle are broken.

BLARGH!

 

get a dog


crumb problem solved..