Replacement random facts thread.

".the chicken wings gave me a sore stomach"


Probably why they were on sale.. :leaving:

 

I'm sure she does...

 

she does

 

no ..they still smelled ok..i think it was because i pan fried them in oil...my gall bladder doesnt like oily foods anymore

 

Well I dunno about you, but I have no sex life and no women to impress. r0llinstoned, please pm me the website - she seems worth adding to my extensive collection...

 

no married couples have a sex life

 

Depends on the couple. In my case I decided I preferred taking care of my own needs to her unreliability and using sex for emotional blackmail. Going on eight years now, and by about the first to second year of my moratorium we had pretty much decided we were heading toward divorce anyway...when the kids are a bit older and we hopefully can afford it.

 

goin on another date with co worker again tongiht

 

Ooooo ooooo things are getting serious

 

The nights are getting colder...that means I gotta start wearing pants more often

 

I like it when the nights get cold...

 

I'm sure we are all sad about this news...

Except CountryGirl, of course.

 

Well bored... I hate being weird, it makes me unable to sleep

 

just found my new favorite tumblr page

 

My feet hurt...

 

link!

 

u cant post links to outside sites.
buttt its sabine jemeljanova tumblr

you're welcome


oh and its a little NSFW

 

outside links are perfectly fine as long as they have something to do with the thread and are not done repeatedly or linked to porn (or posted by newbs who have contributed zero to the site)...

 

I get to work one more week in Flagstaff! I was just told today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zuhxfrXocw"]Eagles - Take It Easy - YouTube

^Did you know that song was originally written about Flagstaff, Az -not Winslow Az?

And that "flatbed ford" wasn't actually a Ford truck.

RF: I got stung (or bit) by some kinda bug this morning on my ear. I didn't feel it happen at the time, but I felt the pain, and swelling later!!

The sting (or bite) was soo small the Doctor couldn't even see a sting or bite mark.

She gave me a shot of steroids in my ass and some pills, I'm all better now, and I'm also $144 lighter in my wallet.