Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Framed me for the break in at NASA. Not cool.

 

In court , his attempts to say that he was framed, fell on deaf ears with the jury.

Thanks to the prosecution, more evidence was found by the Feds to illustrate that the theft of the Hubble moon pictures were just the tip of the iceberg.

The prosecution emphatically proved that he also stole the Hubble's security codes to enable retro rockets and it's many zoom lenses to video and take thousands of naked pictures of JaCOb at his home.... without JaCOb's knowledge.


Jury unanimous found the accused guilty.

 

People love him, but, sometimes he stinks!

As in... full of poop!

 

Charged with stealing lunar photos, atmospheric upskirting, and using the Hubble telescope to gain pornographic images.....he has been charged again.

Turns out, his 2nd month in prison, he was caught stealing commissary money from the metally ill pedos. The money was used to buy condoms. Internal affairs confirms that he has not had any conjugal visits since his arrival or scheduled in the future.

Humm , why does he need the condoms in a prison full of men?

 

Eyes are still brown!

 

didn't realize the clutch is not the break

 

Lives in a tree!

 

Thinks ear wax makes better out door candles!

 

Saves her ear wax to make better indoor candles.

 

Was released early from prison for good behavior.

According to sworn testimony from the black inmates in general population "Very good behavior! "

2 weeks after his release he was busted again,.....this time for trafficking insect pornography into Duke University's Entomology classes.

 

Has been seen in a underwater military complex planning world domination while smoking bananas

 

Smokes banana leaves believing they make them ultra violet!

 

She was busted for running one of the largest , upscale and well organized escort agencies out of a pet food store in Piccadilly Circus.

Shockingly she was only sentenced a few days probation on a charge that recieves a minimum of 3 years at Askham Grange prison.

Weeks later it was found out that the Crown Prosecutor was one of her clients. Oy vey.....

 

Was last seen smoking a cigarette while sitting on toilet straining to go.

 

Chucked his dolly out the window, because he believed she no longer loved him...

 

Made passionate love to Morrow right after chucking my dolly out the window.

 

Has a great way with words... But has a dolly for every mood..

 

She orgasms fast and strong... just from my great way with words.

 

He Orgasms fast and strong to pictures of Morrow's pinky toes

 

Yes, her pinky toes are that sexy! Too bad you only find animal toes sexy.