Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Thinks when you die you have to eat your own fingers or else you turn into zombie that can't walk because it's a zombie with legs made of stone

 

When his teachers entered the class & said "Oh,God,he's here" he genuinely thought they were giving thanks.

 

Picks door locks with his tongue.

 

killed someone with a knife but was not invited to the party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqnLqIBnYRQ

 

Through his dolly out the pram, when his invitation to the party didn't come!

 

She bought a wooden leg for emergencies, in case one of her real legs falls off

 

Has his hands in everything! But then he does love 2nd hand shops!

 

takes a bath first cause wants all the hot water!

 

Doesn't know how to eat jam so sticks sellotape on her morning toast instead

 

Thinks he has a great voice, because people say he sounds like a fog horn!

 

Her new furry bedroom slippers used to be her neighbour's kittens!

 

Ha!

Has a really furry bum!

 

Before the op,her bollocks used to hand out of his speedos

 

Lmao

When he laughs, he has to hold on to his! Or he will drop them and the dog will run off with them again! Only so many times you can wait for the dog to regurgitate!

 

No.

Wonders if 4 out of 5 people who suffer from diarrhea does that mean one enjoys it?

 

Plays his guitar to the cats in his yard! He thinks they like to sing along!

 

Sends a resume of things she doesn't want to do.

 

Thinks he knows how to make a scone. But can't pronounce it

 

asked god for a bike, didn't get one, so stole it instead and asked for forgiveness.

 

Ha...wanted a guitar, so thought catching a cold would sort that a quick way!