Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

three feet.

Collects everything to do with reptiles because he believes one day crocs will rule the earth and the seas, and are the only race who can unlock the doors of true existence

 

Doesn't know the difference between crocs and crocs-which is why he thinks his rubber shoes were made by Lacoste.
[plus explains all the bite marks on his feet!]

 

Wastes time on the internet that could be spent more productively watching television

 

calls himself 'newbie-one' as 'grampy-one' makes him feel old.

 

Has perky tits

 

Has scottish heritage.

 

acts like he kind of likes sheep but really loves them.

 

Thinks thinking out loud keeps thoughts secret!

 

bestiality in the worst way. with a porpoise on a hammock.

 

Tries to pretend he means that - but was happy to video it AND had a stiffy whilst filming!

 

Was happy that pen had a stiffy! But how did he know you should ask yourself!!!

 

Knows special knots to tie her favourite gimp to her bed so he can't escape! [pen told me]

 

when he was 10 years old Puggy asked his parents "am I adopted?"


they replied "no....we havent found anyone that wants you yet"

 

See him? /I\
I happen to know he's taking secret ballet lessons-but finds his tutu difficult to get off when he's sweaty!

 

Well you did offer to "oil him up!" Didn't use the right oil, now spaceman suffers from permanent chaps!

 

Describes herself as a chef-but in reality is a 'microwave-oven button-pusher'

[that'll annoy her....smirk]

 

Thinks he knows the difference between a fridge and a microwave, the stickers don't work!

 

Consciously exists one day in the future to everyone else in the world, and therefore she is unable to fly faster than the speed of sound because time dilation comes into effect quicker and if she was to fly in a plane she would end up thousand of years into the future where everything but plants and insects have become extinct. When she goes on holiday then, she has to go by train or boat.

 

Genuinely believes that if he winds his watch forward it'll run faster....MWAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

Is really a goat pretending to be a bear