Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Only knows how to use the digits 1 and 9

 

Surfs eBay for British home stores panties! They are now in the £1 shop, but can't bare to enter "those stores"

 

After spending a year with a tribal group in India where the women have multiple husbands, She attempted to get all 4 of the Beatles to marry her in the same kind of alternative lifestyle marriage. When they refused she secretly orchestrated the entire break up of the group----from arranging Lennon to visit Yoko Ono's art show, to getting Ono into the recording studio and Lennon into trying to push Ono to shape the band's music. From the tension between Ono and McCartney's wife to even getting Phil Spector to make significant changes to McCartney's recordings.

Most seriously, because McCartney was the most adament about not entering into the marital arrangement (and that if he would have agreed it most likely would have happened), she had him killed in an automoblile accident one night after a lengthy recording session. She then brought in a 'body double' and coerced the whole band into secrecy, despite the heartbreak of losing such a good friend and musical genius. No one knows for sure how she keeps the band so tight lipped about this horrible tragedy---even to their deaths...

Why would she do such a thing? Because if she couldn't have them to herself----then no one can.

 

Fabulous! Haha... I always say, if John had waited, and married me, he would still be alive today! OOps! That's like an admission! Lol..

Has a poetic mind! Loves to think he maps the out come of the world

 

poops on neighbours lawn


blames the dog

 

Has this weird secret fetish about dog poop. Offers to mow lawns for old people who have dogs for free, as an "act of kindness". Wears special dungarees that have pockets for storing dog poop.

 

Competed against a one legged man at an ass kicking contest and lost.

 

It's said he is so sneaky! His eyes are everywhere!!

 

Morrow really believes there are special trees that grow little bags full of dog-poo at the end of their lower branches! Awwww....

 

What you saying! The tooth fairy shopping bag tree?

Puggy loves nothing more than letting his bare friends smell his armpits. Exclaims bear hair is more exciting!

 

morrow combs her bum!

 

Lives in a real-life Kafka nightmare from which he cannot escape. Which is not surprising since in a recent report by an investigative reporter, and cofirmed by a well-known historian, it was discovered that all Franz Kafka stories are, rather than fiction inspired by a twisted mind, actual biographical histories of Puggybear's family. This even includes, Metamorphosis, which is the history of a great uncle who woke up one morning to discover that he was turning into a giant insect.

Local tradition has it that a great great ancestor had sought the magic of a gypsy to become a great bard/musician, so great that he would illuminate the foundational chords of the universe through his music. The gypsy gave him a hallucinogenic potion that enabled him to see and hear the music of the gods themselves. Unfortunately in his hallucinating state, he thought he was paying the gypsy with a bag of gold he discovered, but it instead turned out to be a bag of feces. This angered the gypsy who cursed all of his family to each live a life of existential nightmare until the end of time, adding that if any of them ever aspire to play music that they will be unable to play a certain chord no matter how hard they try. To add insult to injury in her revenge, she then bestowed the gift of poetry and music onto his next door neighbor (who was always a source of envy to the ancestor and his family), whose descendants would eventually form the band, The Moody Blues.

 

Unfortunately for ol' Wolfie,that gypsy lady he sent round [yes,I know it was you] couldn't spell,so instead of putting a curse on me,suddenly found herself strolling arm-in-arm with moi as we strolled through the bejewelled city of Kerse...which [as he knows],is on the shores of Lake Encarthan,in the Kalistocracy of Druma. We had a large Cappuccino each,accompanied by fresh fruit scones and cream,before making wild abandoned love on the highest peak of the Five Kings Mountains...as a result of which she became totally enchanted by my hypnotic personality and easy charm. We had a really wonderful day,as we admired the views over the Gulf of Accord,before choosing silly hats and taking selfies to preserve the memory....sigh....

 

Unbeknownst to Puggy Bear, I videotaped the whole mountain top thing, and excerpts can be viewed on the youporn site. (The full length version is on an Albanian website and costs 9.95.)

 

What HE doesn't know,is that I was secretly videoing him videoing me!

[that video is WELL worth the price though-he really did do an excellent job of colour co-ordination]

 

Well! What you two are not being honest about, is it was you two playing with silly hats! I dear friends! Took the pictures!!! Wha haaaahaaaaa!

 

It's true...and you know what? Yep-the silly old bat forgot to put film in the camera!

[So Wolfie & I have to do it all again-YUM!]

 

The above poster has the craftsmanship to make wooden dolls, and knows how to cast a spell on them to make them human. But, none of the dolls this above poster makes has the ability to procreate. The only way the now human dolls can procreate is if another doll is made, the spell is cast again, but with a drop of the human doll's blood. The above poster has made all proclaimed haunted dolls, such as Annabelle. These were projects they never got to finish. Or maybe they really wanted them this way.

 

If you look into the previous posts on this thread, aoabai a.k.a. The Frisbee always takes the top post of the page. This is because he waits until the last post has been made before posting, and he does this on other threads too. He thinks he is a human frisbee and must levitate all the time or he dies

 

Gets high sniffing ketchup