Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Can't seem to find her beachball as morrow has borrowed on her way to holiday at the beach! ;-)

 

Popped the beach ball! Bad doggie!

 

Cleverly disguised herself to trick Nick Clegg into thinking he had slept with 30 different women.

 

size 6 feet.....size 13 hands

 

Has a foot fetish, then gets into conversation with his next pair, so as to get a closer look!

 

goes horse riding every week because she just LOVES having 16 hands between her legs

 

Protested the opening of a tapas bar, on the grounds that stripping is immoral.

 

Came back from the hardware store with 6 different paint strippers ... and was VERY disappointed with their performances!

 

Has a secret pocket in her knickers to keep horse-chestnuts in,just so she can reach down and fondle her conkers!

 

Thinks bas-relief is a kind of laxative given to sheep.

 

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Can't figure out why everywhere he sits down feels like underpants.

 

bought 2 petticoats online sight unseen

thought they were coats

 

Spiff won 'Best-kept secret of the year'...but didn't tell anyone.

 

This guy tried to steal my wheelbarrow and then he tried to sell it to a gypsy for ten quid so he could buy smack

 

This guy thinks smack is a sexual act, and refuses to pay for it!!

 

she can't get enough of that sugar crisp

 

Has a game room filled with hunting trophies-----the heads of neighborhood cats and dogs. Only entertains the most privileged of his guests in that room.

 

Thinks he invented death metal while eating a Norwegian sandwich. A crumb landed on his ZX81 and broke it and he blamed satan

 

Used his Great Great Grandfather's Claymore to unclog his toilet. Now late at night there are strange sounds of bagpipes and screams all through the house, including some kind of angry male voice screaming out threats and warnings of certain doom.

 

Tried to make an absurd accusation about me. Inadvertently got it 91.19% right and in doing so exposed my hidden nocturnal, paranoid psychosisms