Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

licks her dogs face because she thinks she is getting him 'back'

 

Turns their socks inside out to save on washing

 

Has seven different computer keyboards ... one for each day of the week

 

Just figure out there are 7 days in a week and decided to make a joke with her new found knowledge.

 

works for jocks too

 

Keeps the bath water for the weekly bath, clothes wash..and then drinks it!

 

hey now, my son uses it too, so I need to sieve the top

Forgot to put notes in my tip jar from the "What would you do if you woke up next to?" thread

 

Needs help in the garden, got the wrong idea about growing weed out side, now the neighbors are complaining! they dont want to share his weed!

 

And they shall not receive. Now can you please go back inside and leave me to my pruning.


{not sure if that was really an accusation, it just sound right}

 

hahahaha

i will build a fire in the back to burn the rubbish....DONT burn your nose again!

 

I will say it once and I'll say it again, leave your hands off my Dads vintage '72 Purple Velvet suit. Its not rubbish.

 

Yes, has a velvet suit...PURPLE! (says its his dads, but told me in a pm, he loves his PURPLE velvet suit with a pashion, and one day will make him lots of money, ive tried to tell him, but guys that wear PURPLE velvet suits, dont really listen to anyone, they are a one off, thank goodness of course)

 

I'm like Buffalo Bob when I put on the suit: catwalk to the mirror, step back and do it again 3,4. Except I don;t tuck it away.

Can I have it back now, it does not belong on the floor in front of the fireplace, IT'S VINTAGE :afro:

 

Thinks "vintage" means anything made before last Thursday

 

Thinks Vintage only refers to the wine she had with dinner!

 

Colour codes her knickers.

Wears blue on Monday, pink on Tuesday, green on Wednesday, black on Thursday, red on Friday, white on Saturday and purple on Sunday.

That way, if she ever forgets what day it is, she just has to lift her skirt and take a peep.

 

loves thinking every one lives by her standards!!!

 

Was offered poached egg on toast for breakfast ... but doesn't like the idea of eating eggs so asked for caviar instead

 

Tried to have a good comeback to post 1400 but failed

 

doesn't know quality when he sees it