*channels my inner Janis Joplin* I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it Take it! Take another little piece of my fart now, baby!
*channeling my inner Modern English* I'll stop the world and fart with you You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time There's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and fart with you
Ok, ok, I got one. "Fart" by Van Halen instead of "Jump" "Might as well fart. FART! Go ahead and fart."
Ugh I have to get ready for class - I would rather just do this all day, lol. Ok last one for now... Owner of a Lonely Fart
Especially the part where the trumpets and drums come in the middle of the song, and it would be something like this: "Fart....(dadadada-boomboom)....Fart...(dadadad-boom-dada)...Fart...(dadadada-boomboom)...Fart...Fart,Fart,Fart,Fart,Fart,FAAART!!!" LMAO!!
Fart Attack (Olivia Newton John) (I stole this idea from @Eric! who listed this song in Keep one, Drop one, lol!) Thanks Eric!